Anonymous
Bang Bua Thong, Thailand
Today, I realised that I've never been able to successfully cook a meal outside of World of Warcraft. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
insearch4i
United States
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
lilybelle11
Brisbane, Australia
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Today, I spent all day making preparations and buying food for my upcoming birthday. It's not for a party, though - none of my friends wanted to come. I'm preparing for the launch of the new World of Warcraft expansion. FML
Anonymous
The neverending dinner
Today, I was so excited to finally try a new recipe that I found online. After hours of prep, I realized I misread the serving size and ended up cooking enough food to feed a small army. I don't have a freezer and I live in the middle of nowhere. FML
DLS
United States
Today, I realised I know the map on World of Warcraft better than the map of my own country. FML
Pizza?
Portland, United States
Training wheels
Today, I’m learning to cook and invited friends over to prove I’m improving. I timed everything perfectly… or so I thought. I realized I’d never actually turned the oven on. We stood around a beautifully plated tray of room-temperature lasagna while I said, “It just needs… a bit more time.” Two hours later, we ordered pizza. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML
Anonymous
Germany
Self sabotage
Today, I gave myself a major foodgasm by creating an absolutely yummy egg and mushroom salad with mustard. Turns out, though, that my digestive abilities are not quite as good as my culinary ones. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
SocialAnxietyNightmare
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Guildy pleasure
Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML
Top comments
Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).
RivetingTaleChap 6
Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.
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Comments (118)
Nyx_fml 23
Well, OP, even in WoW, cooking takes skill (points).
tsent8 15
Op is taking baby steps. Hopefully after defeating 30 food critics and bringing their sacred spices back. He will have enough XP to cook some scrambled eggs.
gracehi 33
Not really. If you're literate, you should be able to prepare a meal. Mac and cheese and hot dogs is a meal. The instructions for preparing them are on the package. I don't know why people are so forgiving of OP's incompetence. The way I see it, not knowing how to cook is like not being potty trained. I don't understand how one can function in life not knowing how to operate a stove. I mean, we all need to eat everyday.
Nyx_fml 23
I don't understand how one can function in life not knowing how to take a joke. I mean, we all need to laugh everyday.
MissA7X 11
Perhaps OP was never taught any sort of cooking skills by his parents. It is very easy to learn and requires trial and error.
boxbrandon11 20
Im guessing you have 600 cooking
Han1156 23
He could always make ramen.
Kiki242 19
That's what the cooking channel is for.
webbface 25
LOL if I'm paying for wow I'm definitely not paying for cable every month.
LeeCards 8
Yeah, who can afford food anyways if you play WoW.
RpiesSPIES 27
There's always Create on public TV ^^ So many delicious foods are made there, especially in the Test Kitchen.
LaLince 40
wow
TourettesGuyFTW 26
cod.
RoboCunnilingus 23
huh
CowOven 7
kay
Ziggyboo 10
ydi
TourettesGuyFTW 26
gta4
Hollandiscrazy 12
gtav
BradyT918 9
Bf3
threer 30
Heh.
tiernang 21
Idk
RivetingTaleChap 6
Log off. You might be surprised by what you can accomplish when you make a genuine effort.
euphoricness 28
But if I log off I'll never get to level archaeology!
DaniPandi 22
That's almost inspiring.
chelseaaababyyy 17
'Log off'. Haha, easier said than done.
Alihb 16
Log off? OF VIDEO GAMES!?!? BLASPHEMY!
NoFlippinWai 24
WoW is an addiction. There is a support group for it. I used to play 19 hours a day, its a cumpulsion at its very least.
TC_Ultimate 3
One simply does not just, "log off" of W.o.W.
threer 30
One does not simply..
The_9th_Doctor 18
take a cooking class
amDes 11
OP cooking isn't really hard... when something starts to burn either take it off the heat or stir it. When making more complicated dishes follow a recipe. If you are cooking while playing wow at the same time then that is probably the problem....
kojimo 4
Probably interferes with raid times.
Alihb 16
I take a cooking class, I call it Breaking Bad.
rememberkids 14
There's always Kraft Dinner or Mr Noodles!
ZombieInConverse 13
Maybe you should get off the computer and take a cooking class.
binger_gitch 12
Yeah, but the Internet is fun.
ThePaul007 14
Wow.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Scroll up 3.
threer 30
Yes, but this one has grammar!
hcollins1 18
I don't play the game but isn't it WoW? If I'm wrong, please feel free to correct me!
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Go outside and do something productive. Life's more important than sitting on the computer all day .
Archay 13
What if his life is sitting behind a computer
punkyboy 11
what is this outside you speak of I have never heard of it before.
Michael_92 20
Says the girl commenting on a FML post.
chelseaaababyyy 17
But who wants real life when I can be a blood elf druid?
militarybrat 21
Im letting my nerd flag fly. Unless u did a bazinga and i cant tell, you cant be a blood elf druid unfortunately.
chelseaaababyyy 17
Shit, meant night elf. Got it cofused with my blood elf hunter /:
DKjazz 20
39- I'm pretty sure it's a scam.
Kazenoe 24
What I do, is take my laptop to the beach...
mbuck87 19
39 the graphics are good but the gameplay is terrible!
Gothicbunnyx3 16
That awkward moment when I was at the beach commenting on this post.
Archay 13
How were u being productive at the beach?
darwinism 30
It takes skill to never have been able to successfully coock a meal.
jostaqqqq 4
I guess it also takes skill to spell correctly
MissA7X 11
Tell me, what is a "coock"
cosicosei 22
I'm thinking maybe your priorities are slightly askew.... You dont wanna turn into those guys that die at the computer for lack of food