Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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Top comments
nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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NGM_KID 0
#8, it's your mom's fault for dropping you on your head when you were a baby, thus making you a retard. OP - that sucks!! But better to know now than before the wedding, just dump his sorry ass!!
crazieeli 0
Dump his cheating ass. At least your not married yet :)
alesposito 0
He had to work off the pizza, somehow. Too bad it wasn't with you though. Dump his ass FYL
suaveneanderthal 0
i feel ya #20 but honestly i don't think people put nearly enough thought into gettin hitched anymore... its kinda sad
myrddraal_fml 0
he was a dick for sure, but omg putting him on a wedding diet lol? thats just control freak stuff
Leatherandlace 0
Would you want a fat husband in the wedding pictures? Those last FOREVER.
AntiChrist7 0
you choose an overweight ass, your fault. YDI
lilcuti3pi389 0
Lol #27, how does that even have to do with the fact that he cheated.. But def not cool, you should be glad u found out tho.. And fyl cuz rele sux
shortiebabe1134 0
the secretary was probably going to the wedding too...how awful. dump him
Me27 0
I'm with #1 - plain and simple.
Thassodar 0
Forget that guy and come with me. (avatar pic unrelated)
baffledkitten 0
#20 - Who's to say that the wedding diet wasn't the groom's idea in the first place? Some men actually care about that sort of stuff, you know. OP - Dude, that sucks. But like others are saying, at least you found out now. :/
horneyhic 15
very few strait ones do
lilspicysugar 1
Not at all true. When my fiance found out I was growing out my hair, and trying to become healthier (no junk food) for the wedding, he made a pact with himself that he'd tone up a bit as well.