Today, I confronted my fiancé and told him I knew his 'little secret'. I had suspected that he had been ruining his wedding diet by eating pizza at the office. He replied that the affair with his secretary had only been going on for a couple of months. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had tried to fake his own death because he thought it would be easier than confessing to the affair he was having. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
Today, I saw my husband at a restaurant, laughing with a hot woman. He'd told me he was at a meeting with the VP of his company. Furious, I barged in and started screaming at them, calling him a cheater and a liar. Turns out the woman was actually the VP of his company, and they were in the middle of the meeting. FML
Today, my husband had a 'come to Jesus' moment where he confessed he has been lying to me our entire marriage about everything, from relationships with women I have suspected to what he ate for lunch. He does not know why he lies about the little things, he said he wants to "know something that you don't." FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, I found out from some guy that he and my wife had been having an affair for over year. She confessed to everything, and said they had already broken it off. She also admitted that she would've never mentioned it to me if I'd never found out on my own. FML
Today, while trying to be sexy for my fiancé by going to change his background photo to a naughty pic of myself, I found out he's been actively cheating on me. For almost a year, with multiple women. When confronted, he tried telling how hard me finding out was for HIM. FML
Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML
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nananna915 0
Dump him, dump him immediately
Yulia_fml 0
Thank goodness you found out now! But really, his secretary? How un-original.
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on_a_boat 0
I love how everyone just jumps to the conclusion that OP "forced" him to go on a diet. WTF some men actually *GASP* CARE about looking good! And yeah, although something COULD have been going wrong in the relationship for him to cheat on her, we can't know that. Sometimes people really DO cheat for no good reason (not that there IS a good reason, really...). Just sayin'...
lost_girl92 0
DICK. i can say too you to dump him bt if you two were meant to be,then you will overcome it. although you deserve so much better..
gigirules19 0
That sucks but at least you know where you stand now. This might seem heartless but one of the things I thought of first was that you should have told him straight out about the pizza and avoided getting hurt. Next time don't beat around the bush although be glad this is one of the times you did. I don't even make sense to myself.
Lounia_fml 8
Lmfao #45. This is a perfect example of why it's better to "beat around the bush". I'm really sorry for the OP though =( Dump his sorry ass =(
dearViena 0
yea, boys always fall for the whole 'i know your secret' deal. it's the easiest way to find out what he's up to
flamstan 0
WTF is a "wedding diet?" Something that you stop doing once you are married? You'll never look this thin for the rest of your life. "Oh look at our wedding pictures, honey- Remember when we weren't so fat like we are now?"
nescient 0
i imagine that all the ones that said YDI are prob guys. I don't think the OP is a psycho at all. My boyfriend and I are on a diet together. We decided to do it as a joint thing because we both feel we need to and we both want to and it's easier if we both do it, and we're not fat. My BF is actually quit a small guy he just got a bit of a tummy (which is now gone) and I'm latino - so i'm allowed to have an extra few kilos :P just a few extra atm. I dont think the OP is controlling at all - me and my boy check on eachother all the time - keep eachother on track and motivated. If she was controlling she would have said some psycho msg telling him off for breaking the diet but instead she said "i know about your little secret" - that's not intimidating in anyway. It's jokingly asking him to admit it. FYL for sure.
fretforyerlatte 0
i can understand the "wedding diet" thing but it IS really more for the bride, we wanna look as hot as humanly possible on our wedding day. still though, it does kinda seem like you were pushing him to lose weight, since you had to "confront" him about it. unless you were doing it in a joking teasing way, i dunno. EITHER WAY it obviously doesn't excuse what he did, and like everyone else says, thank god you found out now BEFORE the wedding. calling off a wedding is miserable and you'll probably lose deposits and such, too - but a divorce would be WAY worse. be glad he was sneaking that pizza - it let you find out what kind of person he really was before you married him, or worse, had his children.
xxice_cutiexx5 0
awwwwwwwww
Matzaball300 0
say bye bye baby