Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I was sneaking over to my girlfriend's house. I sent her mother a text message thinking it was my girlfriend saying "There's a stalker coming in to make you his play mate ;]" Unfortunately when I got to her window I was greeted by her dad with a bat. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
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Top comments
Pyon_fml 7
YDI for cheating...
Irchell 17
You didn't really think we would sympathise...
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Comments (383)
thatonetribute 31
Hope he beat the crap out of you, you douche.
starfoxfan1 7
You are the scum of humanity. You have no damn reason to cheat you are a bastard and a ******* idiot, you seek pity from the users of FML and you will find none, the people who say your life sucks are probably the same scum you are. Sorry that you are a dumbass but you totally deserved this one. Hope he injured you bad.
YouDeservedIt69 8
I hope he broke every bone in your body. Dirty cheater
KarmaRules4 7
YDI. You wouldn't be in this position if you had any sense or morals
OliverX 9
Dumbass bitch you deserve to get smashed in the face with that bad a good 90 times for every time you cheated on her. YDI.
brjare 10
You definitely deserved it.
burnforeternity 30
I hope this was a joke fml because it's 100% your fault, your lucky the dad didn't have any serious firepower offhand
BrownEyedGemini 8
Cheating bastard
nykeldorgirl 7
YOU DESERVE IT.
burnforeternity 30
You are lucky he didn't come with a gun