Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
aaronm120 1
smokers are jokers!
null_fml 11
We flushed your sin sticks down to Hell!
metalmusic 0
No, they're called Cancer sticks. >:D
null_fml 11
'Twas a Simpsons reference, you goose. :P But I love your namesake.
dreambig22 0
There's no sugar coating this one..... your an idiot. Hopefully you will follow the rules next time!
BeeSkwaird 0
"Your" an idiot?
Bamfy_McBamf 0
we're on fmylife for fun, we aren't here to display perfect grammar and punctuation. =)
BeeSkwaird 0
Exactly. Gotta' love irony!
destryyy 10
But grammar nazis are everywhere.
robynbby 0
that's what you get for disobeying a sign. :)
VeryNice329 0
why are those even worth chuckling about? they're everywhere! pay attention dweeb.
SweetestSin 4
Be thankful it was only a little scorched hair, it simply could have been a "watch for falling rocks" sign that had handed karma to you. Next time pay attention and follow direction
Eddie_Paints 0
You play with fire,you get burned!
Rickymonkeypants 0
also ydi for pulling an MJ
cooly1100 0
that's good for u obey the sign
Sirin_fml 47
Google Translate's language detection is on the fritz again. Hellllllppp...
winterharte 0
******* dumbass. Don't smoke in the first place and there wouldn't be this problem. Oh, and those signs are there for a reason.
Goople 0
Op is clearly adopted.....