Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
Vitamin_C 0
Smoke all you want - they're your lungs - but YDI for being so disrespectful to other people who DON'T want to have to walk past your cloud. The sign is there for a reason and you suck for being so arrogant.
xhalighx 0
^This.^
big_kuntry 0
She was smoking big deal. It's a very nasty habit, but I'm sure the op is well aware of this fact. So not everyone has to remind them. We all have bad habits. As for the sign issue, signs are just another tool the man uses to oppress people. So even if it is rude to smoke around people who are not fond of it, good job by the op for standing up against the man! The hair on fire thing is hillarious though.
yottskry 0
I personally 'stand up against the man' by stealing cars because I don't agree with this preconceived notion that I should have to obide by the law and buy one. All you and the OP prove is that smokers are selfish people, whether it's by trying to flaunt no smoking policies or by throwing their dog ends on the ground. Those foam filters in cigarettes don't biodegrade. Smokers are among the worst litterers out there.
funkandspacejunk 2
Guess who's getting us addicted to these horrible things at record rates and then sitting pretty on the billions of dollars we continue to drop? Oh yeah - "THE MAN." Go, OP. Way to rebel.
mjolene 0
haha
buttshapedfruit 0
that's eat happen wen u dnt obey da law haha
darlene87 0
no smoking means NO smoking... ydi... karma is a bitch
IWantLamingtons 4
karma,it'll get you
Cristaderzi 0
Yep what a nasty smelly habit!!!
BigLostBear 0
YDI for smoking, grow up it didn't look cool now and it doesn't look cool now.
Darraghscoot 0
**** all you people sayin u deserve it for smoking it why does that mean he deserves it? judgemental bastards
frankie123 0
Wow your a dumb ****!