Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, I went outside to smoke a cigarette. I had my headphones in and was blasting my music. It was also cold so I had my hood up. I had my back turned to the house and wasn't paying attention. My brother thought I was a burglar and tackled me to the concrete. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
Today, while driving me to the hospital because I was having an asthma attack, my mother lit a cigarette. FML
Today, I was on my back porch having a cigarette. Not being all that awake yet, I threw the butt, still smoldering, on the ground. Did I remember that there was an ashtray right next to me? No. I did what I would do at work; I stamped it out. Barefoot. FML
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
Today, my parents found cigarettes in my car. After a long argument lasting over an hour, I convinced them that they weren't mine and that I don't smoke. A few minutes later, I went to work. Guess who decided to visit me during my smoke break. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
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Top comments
Millybug 0
That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.
Sanrio90 8
YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.
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Comments (209)
Millybug 0
That's what you get for smoking, nitwit. I hope you at least apologized to your poor neighbor.
tayman 0
Seriously. Smoking has absolutely no positive attributes except for a small nicotine rush. "no, you do not look cool, and no, i dont want to be around you when you do it." Hell, marijuanna has more positive stuff about it than cigarettes do. At least you get high off it and you are much less likely to get cancer because by the time you smoke enough to get the same amount of tar in your lungs as cigs, you have probably passed out on your couch. FYI both are disgusting, but you should at least do the better of the two if you wanna be an idiot.
azn_pridee69 0
wow YDI for smoking..
fuckmrsoftee 0
-1 you did it for judging,
aksweetheart 7
208, that's really all people do on here, so if that's all you're going to comment, then you should just leave now... I'm just telling you now before you actually get chewed out by someone on here.
giorgi0202 9
shut your **** if a person wants to smoke let them and mind your own ******* business nitwit
Sanrio90 8
YDI. I don't care if people smoke or not, just be responsible.
ceinaworus 0
today, I was standing in my backyard when the neighbors kid flicked a butt over the fence. it was lit. FML
Notimetobleed 14
My rents let me smoke, but I have dropped one on myself once and burnt a hole in my shirt lol
IllegalLight 0
Yeah I agree with #1. YDI.
Sue21 0
did you say sorry to her?
lolpwnagelol 0
where does it say the neighbour was a girl?
Creamysweeps 5
cos it wouldn't be THAT big of a deal if it landed in short hair.
amy397123 0
"I'm a douchebag and I think smoking is cool. FML."
Anony_fml 0
You are the type of person who causes wildfires in forests by being negligent. YDI
Minstrels 0
But that would've eluded them otherwise, you crafty bastard! I mean, they would never have noticed the smell on your breath or clothes! Nope! :| God, you're such a dipshit. You live with your parents. The least you can do is respect their rules while you're there and on their property. Asshole.
monkus 0
And what were you planning to do about the smell? I agree with #7
boatiebanter 0
Even if it hadn't landed on something flammable, would your neighbors not connect the random cigarette in their yard to the pathetic kid next door who isn't allowed to smoke?
24788 7
Wow, either tell them or move out.
ninjacapo 2
Move out to where? The kid aint gonna run away for a stupid ciggarette