Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
yessirfosho 0
You deserve it for being so pathetic you can wait to light up your cigarette until you get to a place smoking is allowed.
dl_zook 6
studies have shown that second hand smoke is bad for you, they put signs up for a reason. i smoke, i know it is bad yadda yadda yadda, but just because you choose to smoke doesn't mean you have the right to force the people around you to inhale your stupid aftermath. if you are going to be bad and smoke, at least be courteous to the people around you
xdinasaurzxrawrx 0
CARMA!
Jewelofagal 2
"Karma"
stewpididiot 11
you might as well just go ahead and burn all your hair off now, 'cause you're gonna lose it anyway from chemo you dumb ****! karma karma karma karma karma karma karmakarmakarmakarmakarmakarmakarma
mzhonesty 0
You're very stupid. The No Smoking sign is there for a reason, just like when the Stop sign, the One Way sign, the Do Not Enter sign and the Wet Floor sign are put up. Don't be a rebel, be smart.
ladidaagirl 0
haa, i hope your bald now, what goes around comes around, KARMA. :)
blueknight1st 26
No smoking means no smoking asshole. It's too bad you didn't light your whole body on fire.
omgwtffmmfl 0
YDI Smoker
aRm95 0
I agree with #1
withered 30
Why are you sutpid idiots bitching about how she deserves is cause she's a smoker? It's her choice to smoke or not, ******* retards -.-"
dl_zook 6
she deserves it because she showed a latent disregard for the health of those around her by not only IGNORING the no smoking sign, but actually laughing about it. if the FML was just about her going out on her porch to light up and catching her hair on fire there wouldn't be as big of an issue, it is the fact that she is probably some moron with an iq less than 90 thinking that by ignoring the sign and laughing at it, in some twisted way she is sticking it to the man and not caving to corporate conformities. if you want to be unique do something individual and amazing, don't break the law because you think you're too cool to follow it YDI
yottskry 0
Us "sutpid idiots" [sic] are bitching because she's selfish enough to disregard the no smoking signs, not because she chooses to smoke. If she wants to end her life prematurely that's fine by me :)
withered 30
I actually think there was no one near her so she didn't mind the sign, since at least I would say something if someone smoked where you aren't supposed to.
Omnigeek6 1
^Win!