Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
wthcharles 0
Can't say you weren't warned. YDI
Flamp1 0
Epic win :D they need to change the logo on signs to somones hair on fire now, "No smoking or hair will set on fire :D... we warned you"
fuckyouasshole66 0
idiot
iSwag 0
where's perdix when you need him?
Sirin_fml 47
If you say so.
CallMeHush 1
I thought he had an ice cream truck?
purplemnm 9
I just escaped from his basement. He has an orange van that says "free candy" on the side, and he was mapping his route to the nearest park.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
(clears throat towards Pendatic) Have you forgotten the Helsinki episode of 1914? PS - Just escaped from Sirin's personal dungeon, but it seems I lost an ovary or two.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Not likely to happen again? Um... (looks around frantically) I'm sorry, Steven Seagal! We were drunk and she milked my prostate with a rubber chicken!
Sirin_fml 47
Hahaha, indeed.
purplemnm 9
it was a weird situation... you remember the scene in family guy where Peter opened Quagmires garage and all the Asian women escaped and were running around the lawn? it was like that only with children
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Fair enough. We shall never speak of this again. o.0 0.o o.0
Hunter329 0
No offense or anything, but, that's funny as hell!
onnielief 4
Instant Karma!
icanspellgud 0
too soon.
24788 7
good job
ArrowLCMC 0
hmm ydi because of the sign and not being careful, but not for being a smoker. Self righteous comments section people annoy me. Some people don't want to live to 90.
collegekid13 0
Geez, another sign? Well, can't say it isn't ironic. YDI for poor coordination; I take it you haven't been smoking long. I want to buy a pack before they become illegal...the scent reminds me of home.
martial42 0
thts wat yu get for breaking tha law mr cool lmao