Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
gigi37 0
Haha, clever Edit: comment put in the wrong area although I guess it applies... =/
brianred5 0
each cigarette you smoke takes off 5 and a half minutes of your life...a bunch of them can take away a big chunk of your life...
carpediem19 0
lmaoooooooo. OP sucks massively for you. hahahahah. :D
WreckerGirl 4
smoking is feral.. karma is a bitch :-)
geoLa16 0
I hate people that smoke no 1 else needs 2 put up with that nasty smell here's an idea 4 people that smoke do it @ home
AkihiroHattori5 0
First, it's a woman. Second, I agree/disagree with you; yes SHE didn't deserve it because she smokes (even though it's a disgusting habit that screws up your body), but I do believe it was karmic. She saw the "No Smoking" sign designating the place she was in as a non-smoking zone (for people like me who have severe asthma and people like BeeSkwaird who have allergic reactions to nicotine smoke), yet she blatantly disregarded the law and proceded to smoke. In short, she deserved it for disobeying the law for her own selfish gain, but not because she smokes. To OP: karma always gets you no matter what, but I didn't know it was THAT quick!
kayztastic 0
karma, baby(:
forever2009 0
DON'T smoke!!! someone in my family just passed away fromsmoking! =
xgymchickx23 0
Well done, this is the last time your gunna try to be badass.
shrdlu 28
Seeing someone smoking in "No Smoking" areas just makes non-smokers want to limit smoking even further. It also adds to the reputation smokers now have as second-class citizens by showing them as disrespectful and inconsiderate. Congratulations to the OP for making life even harder for smokers in general.