Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was walking home late at night, some asshole threw a lit cigarette butt out of their balcony. It fell between my glasses and my eye and left a burn mark on my cheek. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
Today, while sitting at a red light with my window down, the asshat next to me flicked his still-lit cigarette away. It landed in my car and wedged between me and my seat. It burned a hole in my shirt and my seat, and burned my back and hair. FML
Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML
Today, I put on my favorite booty shorts and walked outside to smoke a cigarette. My dog had chewed a hole in the middle of my shorts, and I was standing on a balcony that's located on the busiest street in town. FML
Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, I yelled at my boyfriend for smoking in the house, because I didn't want the house to smell like smoke. While doing so, I knocked over a candle and lit the couch on fire. FML
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Top comments
idfwuidk 12
Well, I bet you look smoking hot now.
Tamandua 19
Next time they're out smoking on their patio, throw a bucket of water up to them and scream something about how smoking kills.
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Comments (25)
idfwuidk 12
Well, I bet you look smoking hot now.
Tamandua 19
Next time they're out smoking on their patio, throw a bucket of water up to them and scream something about how smoking kills.
ShleeG 23
throw water up at them? but... gravity...
okaydisarray 17
Using a supersoaker would work.
LARC_UoGuelph 9
Or a garden hose.
gracehi 33
**** gravity. Gravity is my bitch.
theblondeone 16
I would mention it to the landlord. I'm sure they wouldn't be thrilled about a tenant littering on their property as opposed to disposing of their butts properly.
freddygasman 18
Not just littering, but also posing a fire hazard.
HoboMeth 36
I like big butts and I cannot lie
bella_nana347 23
I bet that experience was lit
nodeathtoall 19
Is that something I should be concerned about happening while I'm on my patio? Am I supposed to be participating in this human defecation throwing? Why have I not been told this sooner?
Platinum69 8
It would have been impressive if it was one of your downstair neighbors
almightyymarcus 6
Wow u really should go say something
EwahWeeWah 21
I usually hate when people get at people for smoking, because usually it's a stupid mistake that they regret which they can't stop. But in this case the neighbour is a major ass for discarding it improperly.
amsterdamgirl 20
agreed. I'm a smoker, but if you ever throw any ting away. I check if there aren't people or pets. (my window faces the street.no balconies etc). That's just rude
DanielleinDC 34
You should talk to your neighbor about it. If he gets assholian about it, complain to the landlord/rental office.