Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
Goople 0
Winterharte, those sign are there for a reason.. its because teens need something to vandalize.
VioletRaven1 8
I laughed at that
null_fml 11
Yeah, man, it's a very apt analogy for the people who don't like you to use. Itches go away if you ignore them, but the more you scratch them the more annoying they get.
kido692 0
you totally deserved it for being a nasty douche... no smoking signs are there for a reason even if it is only there as a ommon courtesy to people who do not want to breathe your carcenogenic shit or walk around smelling of ass... but since you are a douche I guess you only care about yourself...
Shokz992 0
58,234
silentrevenge 2
your so hot
SuiGeneris01 2
ydi for being a smoker
im2good25 0
what #1 said. smokers suck
p3rfect_ins4nity 0
fail big time
g3rusz 6
Instant karma, bitch! YDI a hundred times.
chameleon28 16
well that's what u get for smoking in a NON smoking area!!!!!!!
MisterAcronym 0
Now eat your karma like a good little smoker >:3