Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, My friend and I were stopped at a red light while it was pouring rain. We heard a screeching noise off in the distance and thought, "Hope someone doesn't get hit." Someone did get hit. We did. From behind. FML
Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML
Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML
Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML
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musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
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lesb_lv 0
your life is f**ked.... by yourselves :D
Rupus 0
Is that even against the law?
chelzy 0
yeah. that's y I use snowballs. cuz police at mammoth mountain do it too!!!
musu_fml 0
Why on earth would you throw projectiles at other people's moving vehicles? That's a dangerous and dickish thing to do. You utter, utter idiots. I hope you get a conviction that you have to explain to any future employers. #2 I don't know about whichever country this happened in, but if it were in mine I'm sure some kind of assault law, or vandalism, or SOMETHING that covers causing a danger on the roads, would cover it, if there isn't a direct "throwing projectiles at traffic" law.
blankaex 0
one more reason to prove his idoicy: My friends and I (emphasising I not Me)
boysinabooth 4
Ha! I was going to make the same comment. Oh the joys of being an English major in college :D
greek1919 0
stfu u stiff
andorz 7
since there was no precedence, they police officer would give you a warning, not a conviction.
andorz 7
they would both be grammatically correct... the personal pronoun is still showing up after referring to another person.
LexiDaBae 17
No, they both wouldn't be grammatically correct. The rule is to try the sentence without the "My friends" part, and you'd change the following verb, in this case "were", to "was" so it makes sense. "Me was having a water balloon fight." doesn't make sense, but "I was having a water balloon fight." does. Sorry to babble, but people make this mistake so many times and it annoys the crap out of me. :/
wtfdidudo 9
Who uses the word "utter" anymore unless you're talking about cows?
PlasticShark 0
You deserve that - you could cause someone to crash their car, think about what you're doing...
fish1806 0
whaha!! One time I had to run like hell for the same reason. The only difference is that I didn't get caught. But you deserved this one!!
Argumental_Rhino 8
You're a ******* asshole.
uncivilengineer 3
I had to click both, but only because of sheer stupidity for throwing water balloons at cars.... Just be thankful it wasn't some large man with a lead pipe.
Jimboom 12
Lol. You deserve that, though I can see where your coming from as I did this as a kid from my treehouse that overlooked a street. Looking back it was a stupid irresponsible thing to do, but when your a kid you don't think about consequences. Should have said it was part of your community outreach program by washing peoples cars as they go by, with water balloons. :-P
Altrown_fml 0
You're all dumbasses. What are you guys, 12? Who still has water balloon fights?
xqme 0
at least yours were waterballoons. my teacher used to throw crabapples that fell off their crab apple tree xD story was they hit a gang car instead of a police car. xD
loopy_fml 0
what a bunch of idiots. Throwing things at moving cars is never a good idea. YDI for sure. Dumbasses.