Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
Jewsus_Crawst 0
Karma, its a ******* bitch.
nmsm 1
WTF? You're cool... Why would you laugh then smoke when the sign said no smoking? Eew smokings gross anyway.
chachibacon123 0
u completely deserved that u dumbass and why are u smoking
qwerty3210 0
OP is a dumbass for lighting her hair on fire, but depending on the situation i totally agree with the no smoking sign. I've seen the most retarded placement of them, such as on a sidewalk (regular, not a dangerous location), a smokers lounge and a ****** highway.
lucyisbae 18
#91 well don't you think there might be a reason for them? Smoking kills not only you, but had been known to kill 2nd-hand and 3rd-hand, meaning your friends, and their friends. And, as many places in the world that have signs, there are more places that don't.
ImaginaryFoe 1
YDI for smoking and being an idiot. Smoke where you're supposed to and get some hand-eye coordination.
Wow467 0
smokers dont get hot chickz or hot guys, cuz their breath smells extremely bad, and now uve added to it, u fcked ur hairdo up, try getting a girl/guy now
cypherzzz 0
don't smoke you dumbass
stlcardsftw 0
yea that bastard totaly deserves it u ignorint ass hole
TrekkieGirl 0
YDI for being inconsiderate. Not everyone wants to smell the smoke from your death sticks.
wierdo16 0
YDI