Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
RedBaron 0
Here comes 10,000 comments by self-righteous non-smokers who need to feel better about themselves by knocking on someone else. OP I voted FYL because getting your hair set on fire must suck BUT I also voted YDI cause you make all of us smokers look like jackasses who don't care about anybody else. I always go smoke in my car when on break cause it doesn't agitate other people
Frank155 5
OP deserves it because he's smoking but he's also stupid enough to smoke in a "No Smoking" area.
nolasaints 0
ydi for being a smoker! you're gonna die young anyway! I hope it burned all your hair off! ever heard of karma or hand- eye coordination or a brain?!?
pursuethemoment 0
ha
cowgod 0
yah! stick it to the man!
iloveloosy12 0
YDI SMOKER
QWERTYCommander 5
Finally, you people have a reason to say "YDI for smoking". YDI for being an asshole.
ms31_fml 3
You absolutely deserve it. I hope you got third degree burns. Next time when it says NO SMOKING, don't be a retard.
GreenYamo 0
While I'm against the way smokers are treated by the holier-than-thou non-smoking assholes, you still deserved it for trying to be an asshole and smoking under a no smoking sign
Paulbrophyiii 0
wow your a pussy