Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
DerAtom 0
Way to be a rebel.
futtgoredo 0
ydi for slowly killing your self and possibly other people
ChihiruLee 0
Op, you sound like a bitch. Are you also one of those people who chuckles and speeds up when you see a children crossing zone? While I agree you have a right to smoke, you do not have a right to do it on someone else's property. Not everyone wants to smell the smoke. It is bad for you. You can't disagree with this, or that second hand smoke is bad for everyone. So when you were smoking and chuckling you were being 1) rude, 2) possibly endangering people who have breathing problems. If you want to smoke, then do it in your car. I am happy your hair caught on fire, it gave me a good laugh and taught you a lesson.
Inabsentia 0
Karma is a bitch!
dude247 0
116 you can't vote both , see how mental people get when they smoke
R0lling_St0ner 0
come on chicka use you head and be respectful of non-smokers by at least leaving the break area. do what I do go find some place to kick it (preferably by a tree in the shade) light up your cancer stick and puff away worry free, but YDI for leaning in to the flame I've been smoking for 5 years (not necessarily cigs all 5 years) but that's only happened to me once when I first started smoking. come on now
comedychick 1
lmao nver doubt the signs
fmlsoobad 0
maybe if you didn't smoke you wouldn't be such a dumass and lit yur hair on fire
iCJ86 0
yet another reason not to smoke
R0lling_St0ner 0
come on chicka use you head and be respectful of non-smokers by at least leaving the break area. do what I do go find some place to kick it (preferably by a tree in the shade) light up your cancer stick and puff away worry free, but YDI for leaning in to the flame I've been smoking for 5 years (not necessarily cigs all 5 years) but that's only happened to me once when I first started smoking. come on now