Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
RebeccaWvvv 0
It happens to the best of us; Sorriesss.
RebeccaWvvv 0
Also; all you people calling cigarettes ''death sticks'' and ''cancer sticks'', grow the **** up. People have the right to smoke if they want to, and it doesn't affect you so stfu retards.
funkandspacejunk 2
Umm...it definitely DOES affect us if someone is smoking in a public area with a lot of foot traffic. Besides, "death sticks" and "cancer sticks" would both be more accurate and descriptive names than "cigarettes," so maybe it's the cigarette industries that need to grow up. Or maybe it's you, because you feel that the right to poison yourself trumps others' rights to not be poisoned by second-hand smoke.
R0lling_St0ner 0
hey I was just making a joke cuz thats what everyone who doesn't smoke calls them look at #188 but if people don't like walking by us when we smoke then guess what? WALK THE HELL AROUND. or don't breath XP either way don't bitch at me for something I do just because you don't do it.
funkandspacejunk 2
wait, what? Aren't you the same person who just advocated for being respectful of non-smokers? LOL
big_kuntry 0
At 190, That is by far the best response on this page. According to spike tv there "1000 ways to die" why is smoking worse than the other 999?
funkandspacejunk 2
Just because the word's history is indicative of its meaning doesn't mean it is accurate or descriptive to the average American. This is especially true for young, low-income Americans: one of the tobacco industry's main target demographics.
funkandspacejunk 2
You're sooooo right! ...If by "best" you mean "most ignorant, angsty, self-entitled P.O.S." And no one's saying there is any one way of dying that's better than another, but smoking is totally intentional, unlike most of the (admittedly stupid) deaths on that show. And, though I'd seriously hope this isn't news to you, you not only poison yourself when you smoke, but also those around you.
celinavinter 0
haha, karma is a bitch.
celinavinter 0
btw, i think i would do exactly the same thing. cheers!
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
I agree with 72,.. he/her doesn't deserve it for smokeing... he/her deserves it for being a dumbass and lighting his/her hair on fire
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
there's nothing bad with smokeing it sometimes calms people down, espically weed. stop acting like ignorant bitches and stfu
wjwiv 0
the lighter is trying to tell you something, you dumb ass smoker.
shhthppns 0
KARMA (:
UberFail79 0
Law enforcement by karma. Damn, that's gonna make police departments obsolete!! YDI for putting my career on the line.
soccerrocks 0
ydi for smoking In the kitchen