Today, I chuckled at a "No Smoking" sign as I lit my cigarette. I bent my head down to light it and somehow managed to light my hair on fire. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I lit a cigarette in the opposite direction of the wind. My hair blew into it, and caught on fire. FML
Today, while lighting a cigar, I set my beard on fire. FML
Today, I was standing on the patio when one of my upstairs neighbors threw a cigarette butt over the balcony. It landed on my head and burned some of my hair. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette in my backyard while my parents were out, because I'm not allowed to smoke. While smoking, my parents came home unexpectedly. In a rush, I flicked it over the fence, and it landed in my neighbor's hair. It was still lit. FML
Today, I was refilling my lighter. Afterwards, I gave it a test light. I must've spilled some fluid because my thumb caught on fire. FML
Today, I was at a fire roasting marshmallows. When mine caught on fire, I pulled it back so I could blow out the flames. It flew off the stick, and, still flaming, landed on my face. FML
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Today, due to the dry weather, my nose became dry and began to bleed so I plugged it with toilet paper and went about my business. Forgetting about it, I later went out to smoke a cigarette. Not paying attention, I lit the toilet paper on fire as well. FML
Today, I quit smoking cigarettes. While driving to work, the car in front of me flicked his out the window, flying straight into mine. It set the bottom of my seat on fire. FML
Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML
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Top comments
JassyJas 2
Karma...is a BITCH, she always gets to you first!
BM13HC 0
YDI for not obeying the sign >:(
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Comments (275)
yungjct 0
karma
Bewitched_fml 0
Wow, karma is a bitch, eh?
HolaGurrl194 0
you are one of thoes people that piss me off. not because you smoke because i dont care if someone smokes because its their own life their screwing up however ydi for reading the sign and continuing to smoke anyway. its illegal. do you even get that? there are laws for a flippin reason so you need to grow up and start obeying them. or next time i hope a cop sees you.
omey123 0
After reading this i LMFAO'd for a while. Karma got you good.
allie2590 31
YDI for being too stupid to follow a simple rule.
kazkazkazkaz 0
Way to be a douchebag and make the rest of us smokers look bad. YDI for ignoring the sign (and you probably could have/should have gotten a fine for it too, if it's a bylaw in your city), and for not putting on your big-girl panties and going to a smoking area. You probably throw your butts down on the ground wherever and blow smoke in people's faces too >:(
swimspy 3
FAIL
KingsGirl24 0
Karmas a bitch! smoking is nasty anyways. It's a sign to quit.
cupsie89 0
LOL
Milkbun 0
YDI for 1. Polluting your lungs 2. PAYING to pollute your lungs 3. Polluting the planet 4. Smoking in a non-smoking area. There's a reason why it's a non-smoking area. 5. Blowing smoke in other peoples' faces and polluting THEIR lungs. 6. Not quitting before you started. 7. Not quitting at all. 8. Touching yourself at night.