Today, my boyfriend complained that we may not work out because I'm "just too needy". I'd woken up early and texted him "good morning" while he was trying to sleep. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized my boyfriend only asks me to come spend the night when he needs me to wake him up in the morning. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I woke up feeling like shit after I had spent the whole night taking care of my sick boyfriend. He got up early, feeling great, bouncing around the house. When I finally got up I told him I didn't feel well and he yelled at me for being a bitch in the morning that slows him down. FML
Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML
Annoying
Today, my boyfriend called work because he is sick. Then he called me four times while I was working, to complain that I was working, and then he got mad when I told him I was sick and worked a double shift two days in a row, because apparently that's "insensitive" of me. FML
Guilt trip
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I sent a text to a guy I'd met over the weekend. He'd traveled 40 miles to my town for the date, so I picked up the tab for dinner. My text simply said, "Had a nice time. Looking forward to getting together again." His reply was, "When did you get so needy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
I'm only sleeping
Today, I woke up at noon after barely sleeping. I've been diagnosed with sleeping disorders, so this isn't out of the ordinary. The issue is, my boyfriend doesn't think it's a big deal, and is mad at me for wanting to stay in bed after he got up. FML
Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML
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GodBarack 5
God I hate FML's like this...
dudeitsdanny 10
I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.
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beccaishereyay 11
oh god
damienwatkins 0
u needy bitch!
paigeatsflesh 11
he's just looking for an excuse to break up.
ReyEr9412 0
I don't understand why he didn't think you would work out. Exercise is good for you.
SeasonedSausage 0
some texting him good morning. let the man get some sleep. your job is to make him breakfast and wait until he wakes up.
sugarbabyxoxo 2
lol awhe yeah he was looking for an excuse to dump ya.. better now than a few months down the road go find a new one.
Blue_Coconuts 7
Was it his only day off? It's pretty lame when you get woken up by texts on your one day to sleep in.. I got woken up today even... She was lucky it was a rare time when it didn't bug me though
beccaishereyay 11
okay see now the problem here is that it wasn't needy at all. now if you had gotten mad at him for not responding to you as fast as you wanted him to, or txt him more than once, that would have been needy. what you did was just annoying. I think your boyfriend was just trying to find a nicer way to say you bug the shit out of him
paperisuseful 0
lmao 18
luda111b 0
bitch, don't wake a nigga up.
YourEvilHero 12
why couldn't you just have waited until he. woke up? damn right your needy.
lol392 0
........sexist 0.o
ReyEr9412 0
I don't get why anyone wod ever leave their phone on at night. That's just plain idiotic.
soapy_sofa 0
that annoys the hell out of me when they say good morning!
soapy_sofa 0
thats way too clingy and bugs the shit out of people F his life
willrh102291 0
lol @ 14
ImaginaryFoe 1
I almost agree with sugarbaby but that really is annoying. Why would you text someone so early in the morning? Is it because you had nothing else to do and wanted him to entertain you? That's a little needy. If I get woken up by a text, someone had bloody well better be arrested, in hospital, etc. If you wake me up so much as 30 seconds early to say sonething so banal as good morning, yeah, we need to talk.
jasonsaied 1
no the op didn't tell us everything. she really is needy I know a lot of girls like that. we just didn't get the whole story
Nena713 0
my bf and I both text each other every morning. whoever is up first. Its not a bad thing, we just respond when we are awake. We never hear the text initially anyway! or I ignore it and go back to sleep, no biggie. lol
amazinggbaby 2
Me and my boyfriend always text each other in the morning whenever we wake up. It's not really a problem if you keep your phone on silent. a simple good morning text is a nice gesture not needy.
ChrisCTL 0
this.
Lancerman7449 0
just let the man sleep, you annoying bitch
robotiick 12
let the guy get some sleep we work our asses off to keep the roof over ur head
johnw11 0
looool
cristallynn 0
yeah, if he's over reacting to things like that chances are he's looking for a reason to break up anyway. you should just break up and look for someone else..
GodBarack 5
God I hate FML's like this...
ElMetalero 0
god will smite u down for sending text messages to sleeping people. u are needy get some friends and text them let the man sleep
dudeitsdanny 10
I appreciate a good morning text from my (hypothetical) girlfriend. Shows she cares. Now if it's a daily thing for you to text him early in the morning.. Depends. He can just turn the ringer off for the texts like I do. I get texts at all times from friends away at college or who just live far away, but I learned to silence my phone completely rather than bitch about it.
DannyIsAFish 0
I can tell how serious you were being when you said 'hypothetical'. Never been in a relationship have you?
beccaishereyay 11
woah leave Danny alone. all of his girlfriends have probably been bitches. when you like a someone and your at that high point where any txt you get you want it to be the other person, it's a cute thing to a goodmorning txt. it gets a convo going and shows them you care. you just don't do it all the time
loveydoveybitche 0
awww I still love gettings texts from my bf early in the morning even if it wakes me up! so cute. l'll do it once in a while just to let him know he's on my mind <3 but OP I highly doubt that was the problem in this relationship.
dudeitsdanny 10
121: Hypothetical because I don't have one right now. If I were to have one(hypothesis), then I would like to receive cute texts from her every once in a while. I like Becca ^^ She's.. nearly psychic =P I stopped dating bitches in college when my balls came in and as soon as the bitch came out, I left without giving them much chance =P Hence why I have to use hypothetical girlfriends in my FML comments
cristallynn 0
I text my boyfriend every morning I wake up to say good morning and tell him I love him, one time I ran late for class so I didn't and he told me later that he was sad dissappointed when he saw I didn't send anything :(
dudeitsdanny 10
I think good morning texts are a sweet way to keep even a slight bit of romance in the relationship, though. When the cute, cheesy things start to go away, sometimes the relationship begins to get boring. It may not seem like much, but sweet texts or notes can keep the spark between the two people going. That's why I think so many relationships/marriages do badly. People think that the little extra effort to be cheesy and cute is ridiculous and clingy. That's why it's better in small doses. Some people get freaked out by the idea of small, romantic details. 147: Well... He could have done it for you, so don't feel bad =) He should try to make your days better, too
MQ_was_here 0
I totally agree with you cute-sappy-adorable-romantic people up there: my boyfriend makes me text him every morning to get him up for the day or for class. And it was a annoying at first since I like giving space and getting it but once I got the hang of it, it really is adorable. And brings out the cute-sappy in me which I'm known for not showing. Go, morning texts!
connor6982 0
first suck it everyone else
beccaishereyay 11
fail
Haislipa 0
lol that's funny
lucidlucia 0
way too needy...perhaps your relationship won't work out cause your boyfriend is an ass.
pudkiller 0
u auxk
iloveloosy12 0
lol equal ydi and fyl
thatoneGeo 0
this fml sucks...just dump him and that's it
sabatical 0
which just proves why you are too needy. sheesh woman! you have a uterus take advantage of the power! *takes pointing stick to anatomy poster*
PsychoMerk 0
lol Mercy x)
ImaginaryFoe 1
You are all my favourite women now. I love these rallys!