Anonymous
It's called fashion Dave, look it up!
Today, my beautiful bride walked towards me in a dress that looked just like a ribbed condom. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sady_Ct
Be careful what you wish for…
Today, I caught my husband trying on the sexy bra I bought to wear just for him. For shits and giggles, I made him try on my dress too. He looked better in it than I do. FML
Anonymous
All weddings are themed
Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML
Good Luck Chuck
Orlando, United States
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
noname
France
Today, my wife, in her magnificent wedding dress, had her period during the ceremony. How did I find out? The same way everyone else did. FML
bride
United States
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Anonymous
Mommy Issues
Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
notyouraverageteenager
Australia
Today, I bought an expensive dress because it was me and my boyfriend's one year anniversary, and he was taking me somewhere nice. When he saw me in the dress, he looked at me, laughed and said, "Seriously, what are you wearing?" FML
in love with an idiot
Luanda, Angola
Today, my soon-to-be husband showed up with an animal print suit at our engagement ceremony. FML
HateThatB
San Francisco, United States
Inspired
Today, my ex-fiancé married the woman he cheated on me with. Their wedding was an exact replica of how I had planned mine to be, decorations, colors, cake, etc. Oh, and she also copied the dress I'd said yes to. FML
wellthisisawkward80
United States
Today, I was attending my bachelor party. I watched a very attractive young girl dancing on a pole, giving me a seductive look. As she walked up to me, I realized it was my soon-to-be wife's younger sister. FML
Top comments
LackyLacy 5
All you should care about is if she was happy to be there.
Mooglefox 24
Made for her pleasure.
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Comments (11)
RichardPencil 32
How appropriate because once you're married you're ****** on so many levels.
easybree 10
downvoted, but still funny xx
LackyLacy 5
All you should care about is if she was happy to be there.
Mooglefox 24
Made for her pleasure.
spinspinsugar 12
this is probably the funniest FML I've read all year lol
Susan Yee 9
Does she look hot in it though? That what matters.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
so she is ribbed for his pleasure
Brendan Schnopp 7
you got to be safe in the time of Coronavirus
Wadlaen 24
Wich reminded you to buy some of them on your way to the honeymoon..?
JFI_Act 12
It sounds like you need to get laid.
ojoRojo 27
If the woman you’ve chosen to spend the rest of your life with is walking down the aisle and you think your life is ****** because of the dress she’s wearing, maybe you shouldn’t be marrying her