Today, some babe finally super-liked me on Tinder, but didn't want to continue the chat after finding out I'm shorter than her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
Today, I found the girl I like’s Hinge account. Her prompts and things in common are exactly me and what I bring into a relationship, yet she rejected me. When I brought this up with her, she told me, “Well, you’re exactly what I want in a man, but I want someone taller with better looks.” FML
Today, I had an enjoyable Tinder date, but I wasn't feeling any physical attraction because of her short hair. I let her know, to which she replied, "I don't like it either but growing it after chemo is a slow process." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy from the Internet. I'm 6ft1, which tends to put potential dates off, so I'd slyly knocked a few inches off my description. Turns out he'd done the same. He'd added a whole foot to his height. I had to crouch to talk to him. FML
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Today, I was on Tinder and only one girl matched with me. She gave me a "Super-Like" so I thought she must want to get to know each other and see what happens. Nope. She recognized me as the guy who adopted the stray cat she was taking care of last year, and just wanted to know how he was doing. FML
Today, I was messaging a girl on a dating app. Things were going well so I thought I'd ask her to meet. She had listed hiking as an interest 3 times on her profile so I suggested we meet at a state park. She told me she doesn't hike on a first meet and blocked me. FML
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, I had a Tinder date with a girl who lied about her age; she was 22 but had told me she was 37. She used the word “like” seven times in the same sentence and and announced she expected me to pay her entire bill. I just walked away, so she threw a waiter's tray at the back of my head. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
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FireMars 14
As much as it sucks, people have preferences.
RichardPencil 32
Was she high? Your joy must have been short-lived. What a low blow! Pleasing her was a tall order. Surely, you can find a girl you can look up to. That's sucks. You deserve better. Aw, I'm sorry.
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RichardPencil 32
Was she high? Your joy must have been short-lived. What a low blow! Pleasing her was a tall order. Surely, you can find a girl you can look up to. That's sucks. You deserve better. Aw, I'm sorry.
MaximB 12
Nice pons :) And I did have girlfriends who are taller than me. Thank you for your reply.
RichardPencil 32
I've always wanted that! It's just never happened. It's sad how rampant heightism is still socially acceptable while things like fat-shaming are not.
FireMars 14
As much as it sucks, people have preferences.
col 17
Prejudice sucks /-:
col 17
Prejudice sucks. /-:
1known 34
On her knees, she’s shorter than you. ;)