Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML
Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML
Today, I tried to get a Chloraseptic tablet for my sore throat. As soon as I put it in my mouth, I got the urge to sneeze. When I sneezed, the force of the sneeze caused me to accidentally spit it out… right into the trash. FML
Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML
Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML
Today, I was suffering from an asthma attack, so I grabbed my inhaler and took a puff. This was probably very disturbing for the earwig which had somehow made my puffer its home, as I discovered when it shot into my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. He held a Kool Fruit in his teeth, and motioned for me to kiss him, so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do this, I inhaled. He then had to watch me dry retching, trying to get it back up. FML
Today, all was going fine until I had a tickle in my throat, which turned into a coughing fit. Only to cough for the last time and shart my pants. FML
Today, while eating a BLT sandwich, I unexpectedly sneezed a lump of bacon up the back of my nose. It has just taken 6 hours of unpleasantness to snort the lump back out. Not how I wanted to spend my day off. FML
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Top comments
SooShee 0
Cool party trick!!
purplecowchik 5
I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!
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Comments (207)
SooShee 0
Cool party trick!!
drippingfaucet 0
I like your picture #1 I've seen it before LOL
breenntt 0
Haha. yeah.
KiddNYC1O 22
If I had a rice for everytime I- oh wait...
BeZe 0
They still sell Tic Tacs?
pooper19 3
yes 101 "they" do still sell tictacs I would suggest some for your penis breath asap
Mehness 0
102 - Also, it's a good thing her picture is in black and white, because I have a feeling that she's as orange as an Oompa Loompa.
Brandi_Faith 34
73- Win!!! hilarious mental picture there with your comments!!
Rawwrness 3
that. right there. is. SKILL!!
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Hey now, y'all be nice!
tdog_ossim 0
thats hawt
stephanie0613 0
That's just gross Op.
Neex_fml 0
YDI for not realizing it had come out of your trachea and past your pharynx and somehow past your mouth; up into your nasal cavity. I call fake.
sugarr0babby0 0
102 and 106. I hope that made you feel better about yourselves by saying that.
Mehness 0
Yes, it did. I am exuberant. Can't you tell?
Mehness 0
And my comment wasn't -as bad- as 102's. 102 called her a *****/****, and I said that she probably has one of those terrible orange spraytans (which is probably true, looking at the tone of her skin in the picture, in addition to the hints that she isn't naturally dark).
rockindyl22 0
This is not really an FML, funny still. But, your life is not going to change too much from what I can tell...
adamo_erebus 26
...ew.
Skiittleez 0
yeah eew.. but bigwhoopteedoo get over it,, not much of an FML
Fortuitous 0
No, #2, what's gross is how she so deserves it for swallowing (or in this accidentally swallowing) anything white that isn't semen.
squeaker07 15
ewwwwwwww 85. srsly just cuz u can't get any doesn't mean op deserves to get comments from womanizers like you
pooper19 3
suck it 85
Uscdrew1 7
85, tic tacs are orange.
KiddNYC1O 22
111- You mean "...are ALSO orange" right?
kitgurl100 0
117-I think he meant the GOOD tic tacs are orange:))
thatguy888 0
you all know that the OP is a man, right?
LightningLadyy 0
85 doesn't know that.
BabyENN 2
Sounds painful! :/
swimmerstud 7
actually no. I was choking on some food once and coughed and it came out my nose. it mostly felt weird and kinda tickled
usjdbxlsjgdoa 0
ya, but I bet you were eating noodles or something. op was eating a hard candy. ouch. :P
CitizenSnipz 0
I was eating a chocolate grasshopper in Mexico when it happened D:
Selena_is_back 7
that's what she said.
Scoty12C 6
Selena, you are very pretty. :)
Selena_is_back 7
thank you.
Scoty12C 6
no problem
LadieyMoonk 0
A Chocolate Grasshoper ? ThatS nasty and un-human
imblack1318 0
Selena hit me up! :)
imblack1318 0
Selena hit me up! :)
zebra46 10
Damn
dryuminoru576 16
Happens to me with carrot pieces all the tume
deilajt 5
Skill!
bman134 0
has anyone ever told you that you look like Tina Fay
smexxichik 0
Yeah, you do look like Tina Fey.
CitizenSnipz 0
I am Steve Carell Let's do it.
innerexlet 0
i always knew Steve was a crazy box man sent to capture earth for the Irish.
Fred_Fred_Burger 0
epic skill
thatguy888 0
why do you have to single out the Irish?
babelini 12
oh yeah u do!
itsbutagame 0
how is this a fml?
TwoFootedMan 0
Haha loser.
itsbutagame 0
how so?
CitizenSnipz 0
Your pic is a black montage.
itsbutagame 0
COOL
purplecowchik 5
I'm jealous.. I wish I could be cool enough to do that!!
mattman1994 0
that's not an fml, that's a win
slatter 1
especially if he finished it afterward!
PinkElephants713 6
It is only cool when it goes out of the right...as apposed to the left, then, and only then, is it an 'FML'
applesausss 0
agreed with 7...that sounds epic ;D
Lifeisntfair13 0
that must really hurt!!!! ouch but that's pretty cool!
faithfulangel 0
omg I love ur pic
lenaughtyy 0
hahaha
lenaughtyy 0
hahaha