Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
Razell 13
Forgive her? Sure. Continue to date her? Hell no. Run away and don't look back, OP
Xion0014 20
Give her the suicide hotline and tell her to go **** herself.
rifletwirler92 15
I don't think she'd actually go through with it, but I wouldn't put it past her to make an "attempt" and then tell everyone it was your fault for not getting her help. In most states you can call the police and they'll have the person put in lockup for around 72 hours. I would suggest doing that so that 1) no one can accuse you of doing nothing and 2) she'll know better than to use the suicide card in the future.
ke17189 21
That's not a stable relationship
khaledalmu 7
Return to her and f**k her then leave this bitc**
aldoshoes 4
Not your problem.
nitrog100 21
Sooooo....two birds?
Nazmazh 18
This is actually a recognized form of mental abuse. Whatever action she takes, no matter how drastic, it's not on you, OP, it's solely on her. Don't stick around in that abusive situation. Get out, don't look back.
Justwannasayhi 3
What he/she said ^^^. Get out of the relationship now. Inform her family of what she said so they can keep an eye on her. Don't encourage her to do it though directly or indirectly.
ViviMage 40
No! You can't let her kill herself! Allow yourself to do it for her!
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
let her die