Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
7ftwonder 3
Hit her with the deuces.
suckceed 17
This is going to sound harsh but you have to cut ties immediately. If she goes through with her threat, it will not be on you and you should not feel bad for her. She chose to cheat on your and any further actions she takes are her own.
JKPwnage 27
Go ahead and break up with her. She's probably not serious, and if she is, the world's better off without her.
shinikageWolf 15
Throw her at the other man, she's his problem now.
thebadguy85 10
Bye Felicia.
Ta2dMom 2
let her!
laden_swallow09 35
Let her.
Tsukiyomi 16
Wow What a hypocrite
sourbuttons 12
Okay so basically it's not going to work out. Ik my story isnt your story but still. 3 years ago I cheated on my ex boyfriend and that was a mistake. It really was. I was an idiot. So anyway I was head over heels for him at that moment and begged him for his forgiveness. Which him being as amazing as he is gave into after some persuasion. So we were on and off but I was reeeeeeeally into him. Like a lot. But then a year ago I messed up again. And well this time I didn't cheat on him but like there was this guy and I didn't really like him but like well I admired him a bit. And we went to this summit thing together from school, to a different country. And my ( at that moment ) boyfriend didnt really want me to but I still did. And that hurt him a lot. And there were a few more things but skipping those, moral of the story: we dated for 5 more months after my trip. But things were different. And well it felt like I broke him to the point where it couldn't be undone. And I never wanted to hurt him but Im just very good at messing up. Even when I tried I messed up. So we eventually broke up ( on good terms and we're still really good friends ) but Im really happy cause I finally realize that making him stay with me was just hurting him and that inturn was making me miserable. So it did'nt work out for anyone. So maybe try forgiving her and don't hold a grudge but do slowly break it off cause it will save you both 3 years worth heartache. Okay wow this was long. Sorry ?
MagicalPika 1
Threatening suicide and self harm is aform of control and abuse. Walk away from the situation. If you're afraid she will follow up speak with her parents or such. This is a manipulation tactic