Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Today, my girlfriend told her parents that she's pregnant. We have never even come close to having sex, but she told them I'm the father. Not only is my girlfriend cheating on me, but her father now wants me dead. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML
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Top comments
KeannaLove 32
I will never understand how people can take suicide so lightly. She sounds like an awful person all around. You're better off OP.
WOTAN1488 24
Don't forgive her.
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Comments (217)
bearju117 2
I call bullshit. Tell her to get bent and see what happens.
FarFromHome_fml 17
That's an abusive statement, cheating and emotional blackmail. Sounds like she's better off ditched.
MrZsDad 19
I guess that is better than herpes...either way OP get the hell away from her.
mct_1087 27
Tell her to go ahead. She's an awful person who deserves it.
tylercoffman420 19
id personally buy the bitch the gun
LordVaper 14
It's fine, let her Rest In Pieces
radiocaf 29
Don't let her guilt you into anything. She ****** up and you shouldn't have to suffer the consequences of her actions, no matter how drastic. Cheaters should never prosper.
JacobRSE 18
Don't forgive her.
Jiratias 36
She has obviously no respect for you, don't forgive her.
XandraHart 15
She's crazy. Run!!!!!!! That bitch crazy.
Sathane 21
Tell her to go **** herself. She's an attention seeking *****. If you. give in, you're a doormat and it's your fault when she cheats on you again.