Today, I found out that my friends have been "fake laughing" whenever I make a joke just so that the situation doesn't get awkward. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I laughed at a joke and it literally took me a minute to realize that it was me they were making fun of. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I laughed at a joke in a group chat. No one else reacted. After five minutes, I realized I’d replied to a message from last week. I had to also pretend I hadn't noticed and sat in silence. FML
Today, I was telling my brother about how my new colleagues and I don't share a sense of humour. He replied, "What, you mean they don't pretend to laugh at your jokes like everybody else?" FML
Today, my friends held a roast for my birthday, as per my request. They went pretty hard and I got a little uncomfortable. Afterwards, I told them that their jokes were a little too far, and they said all of their roasts were 100% genuine, and they just needed an excuse to tell me their problems with me. FML
Today, my friends created a fake Facebook profile of a girl, and asked me to be in a relationship. Even my friends think I can't get a real girlfriend, and need a fake one to feel better. FML
Today, my friends were acting strange around me. This afternoon, I got a text asking me to meet them out for a couple of drinks. Because of all the strange acting, I decided to tell them I'd go and then not go. I just found out they had been planning me a surprise party. FML
Today, I found out that my closest friend of many years had been putting on a charade of being my friend, and has decided that they can't be bothered with the effort of me existing any more. FML
Today, I discovered that my supposed 'friend' was spreading rumours about me and my other friends. We confronted her, but then she started crying and playing the victim so everyone would feel sorry for her, then spread more rumours. My friends and I have done nothing to her. FML
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Top comments
skittlebabe 0
well at least they care?
Doortje 30
HAHAHA. Yep, that was a fake one.
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skittlebabe 0
well at least they care?
I_R_Genius 3
If they did then they wouldn't be "fake laughing." Jokes on you OP. ( shitty pun I know)
nikkibeez 0
fyl?
11colio11 4
ydi for liking poodles
ericownz101 0
ydi it because 28's ****.. i mean err ydi because i ****. oh damnit i give up, ydi
mr_miyagi 0
thats awkward
jade567 0
Lol good friends. :3
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
they sound nice! and he should probably go buy a sense of humor @ CVS. 6.99$
gooBUZZ 0
Hmm I don't think OP's friends have done anything wrong. I fake laugh all the time at bad jokes, or if it's someone who isn't really serious, I tell them it sucked then laugh at them. OP - Don't be a little bitch and learn some better jokes.
iSitt 0
I nod my head and chin point to show I understand but don't lol.
mathew17986g 2
awww thats sad...well at least it wasn't awkward :) thats is when you were telling the jokes lol
sweet_candy_ 17
Isn't that a good thing?
shireeniee 8
it's on fml..
unidentified_sta 5
Yes, yes we did notice the site we are on. I dunno, seems nice that they are trying to avoid awkward situations. But... you don't want sympathy laughs or your "friends" to avoid being honest and direct with you.
The_Creeper_fml 8
I think the FML is in how they let him do the jokes anyways, even though they were awkward.
robbilee 14
some people are on a site. others, like me, are on an app. and yes OP should get over it. he's trying, that's all people can ask for.
DocBastard 40
No robbie, you're still on the site. Your app accesses the site the same way the wikipedia apps access that site and yahoo accesses that site and... I give up.
felixshen 18
hey i have to disagree i would imagine that its acsessing the server not the actual "site"
jobart_fml 5
bouhou! poor baby!!!
la6437 0
Boohoo. Get it right.
BandddGeekkk 0
maybe you shouldn't tell lame jokes....
DmnUall 0
I agree. learn jokes and comedic timing or stfu and just get beers or tell the time when someone asks.
iknowwhatimsayin 0
wow you have awesome friends
Doortje 30
HAHAHA. Yep, that was a fake one.
ownitx3 0
aaaaaaaahhh, I get it!
All_For_Love 0
At least they care enough to fake it! You might wanna brush up on your jokes though...
The_Creeper_fml 8
At least they care? Meh. No. At least they were there to hear your jokes.
robbilee 14
I bet the moment they told u it was extremely awkward.
Doortje 30
Nah, they just fake laughed it away.