ThatJamaican

Single

mista_sandy This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Toronto, Canada

Lower your expectations

Today, a guy asked me out and said he was going to take me to a fancy restaurant where they make the food in front of you. I love Japanese food, so I was really excited. We went to Subway. FML

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Anonymous 23 May 2013, 13:45 Brisbane, Australia

Today, one of my closest friends informed me that she wasn't going to invite me to her wedding, because I'm too shy and not enough fun, and she doesn't want her 200 or so guests to feel uncomfortable. I was the one who set the happy couple up. FML

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