Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my love life is so godawful that I started ugly-crying when the song "Love Hurts" began playing on the radio while I was driving. I had to pull over. Several people passing by stopped to see if I needed help. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I'm crying in an Uber because my significant other just broke up with me. I'm crying quietly but there's no way the driver hasn't noticed at this point. I'm OK with him not saying anything, but he also hasn't changed the music. All that's playing is Pink, and not the loud, girl-power songs, but the sad, slow ones about love. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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DocBastard 40
Newsflash: MEN HAVE FEELINGS. You're an insensitive ass. No but seriously, that song sucks.
Badab1ng 5
Shoulda given him a sweet and spicy backhand to the facial area, then kissed him gently. He'd be too confused to cry.
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Comments (136)
unluckygirl86 4
Darling :(
unluckygirl86 4
*FHL! Poor bloke :(
Psycho_Babydoll 26
That sucks, but FHL in his defence. That song was on all the time right after my ex had been horrible to me, deep lyrics like that can hurt when you're already reeling from something. "You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul." That's my ex all over.
hateevryone 15
so i guess this means you won't be riding with him anytime soon.
KiddNYC1O 22
Be glad he didn't sing "I wanna know what love iiiiis, I want you to show meeeeee."
oh_your_god 15
Thanks. Now I have that stupid song stuck in my head.. Shit.
KiddNYC1O 22
Don't hate on Foreigner.
4rmMiami 4
I agree, be glad he didn't turn to you to show him what love is...lol!
muckler 1
My friend and I have a game where we look for people crying in their cars... It's kind of like spotting cars with different license plates.
icanhazblivions 1
lol
maryam8869 7
:( so saaad .. hope he get over it soon :(
paradiseisland01 0
When that song came on , and you saw him crying! You should have changed the radio station . And put something else on. And talked about his problem with whom ever he broke up with. And made him feel better . What kind of friend are you ? It's called support and help your friends! And be so selfish .
florido_fml 10
And that's y she left him..
daazy 1
No, wtf is wrong with a guy showin his feelings? People like you should realize there is nothing wrong with people havin feelings just because they arent like you whom have no heart and/or soul doesnt mean they are ******* and need to grow up. Some of them actually do give a **** and do care unlike yourself.
maryam8869 7
bcoz he loved her !!!
Omgitsaireyonna 6
Who do you think you are?