Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me and he was very upset, crying that he had been betrayed. He then began to explain that his friend had slept with his ex-girlfriend. I asked why he was so upset, and he said he still loved her, and really thought they were going to be able to work things out. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML
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Top comments
justsomgirl 4
Wow. you deserve better.
marleyvk 0
Ok honey, dont console him. Him crying over another chick is a sure reason to break up. And... why would he be crying over a fight?
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Comments (131)
drprince813 0
damn that sucks
Ben360 6
what a jt idiot
Ben360 6
jerk idiot*
panchod1234 0
this reminds me of the time I flushed my toilet...
yamad21 0
dude was expessing his feeling why today homophobes think they can just say what ever they want. it is good to show your feelings
marinus_fml 20
Damn! That pretty nasty! try and replace his ex, and make yourself his everything.
mountneer 0
that's lame, sometimes you just need to let go.
maphineRAWRS 10
as if, if he doesn't truly want her then the worst thing she can do it try to MAKE him want her.. I'd rather someone want just me, and not deep down still want their ex cause I'd never be able to be her.. I can only be me, and if he doesn't like it then no one said he had to be with me :) RANT OVER :D
marinus_fml 20
yeah you're right!
maphineRAWRS 10
I'm always right ;) haha!
hottay7164 18
marinus- this is going to sound so weird so sorry, ha but I really like your muscles lol:)
marinus_fml 20
Thanks 81 :)
IHATERI 0
word.
graham11 14
I would break up with that ass in a heartbeat.
justsomgirl 4
Wow. you deserve better.
tygerarmy 35
Exactly, dump him for someone who's not thinking about someone else.
hungarian93 0
ahh thas weak. u shuld tell him ta grow a pair nd dump tha him. he Sounds like a poodle (:
sayitagain 9
Wow. At least try to spell some words right. Like to and the.
Mischief109 11
What did I just read???
MicMic_fml 7
She's black, what do you expect?
marleyvk 0
Ok honey, dont console him. Him crying over another chick is a sure reason to break up. And... why would he be crying over a fight?
TurboTalon 0
Cuz he fights dirty!! What a sneaky dude.
cdatribe23 0
hahaha wat a freeeek!
werhousechick 0
DUMP him.
MrDeconstruct 0
Ask him for the ****** he borrowed from you back.
woopsy 0
thats odd. why is he with u then?
perlie559 0
OMG what a jerk!! DUMP THE LOSER