jocksblow
United States
Today, I found an old jock strap in my tuba. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pantyripper
Essendon, Australia
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
commando
United States
What a performance
Today, I was preparing to perform with my marching band at a competition. Right before we went on, a tuba player friend of mine offered to help me stretch. He wound up snapping my bra. I'm a drum major, and had to conduct the entire show while my boobs were falling out. FML
rob
France
Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML
anon
New Zealand
Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML
I'm out
Huntsville, United States
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
ydahs
United States
Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML
Anonymous
It's called fashion Susan, look it up
Today, I thought it'd be funny to give my younger brother a wedgie. I found the thong I thought I'd lost. FML
Anonymous
Today, after a day of walking around downtown, shopping and going out to eat, I came home to notice I had a dirty thong stuck to the back of my shirt. FML
Dan
John Tucker would've known what to do.
Today, in a rush, I accidentally wore my sister's underwear. I'm a guy. I had gym class today. FML
Top comments
lborgens 0
And this one time.... At band camp...
perdix 31
So that's what you've been blowing for months.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (151)
pfx2_fml 15
That's pretty gross, how did you get it out?
TheSuperSpicer 6
With the power of music.
iBoardSlide 0
That Blows...
13FTW 9
"That's why this piece of shit sounded funny!"
Jvr91 8
Haha YDI
Naitsi 19
lol
youcunthole 0
Momma always said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what your gonna get
dragonlord354 4
I knew I left it somewheres..
Jvr91 8
Oh sorry YDI for signing up for band
reddawn1985 12
I found panties in my Barry sax but I thought of it as a win
Badab1ng 5
Three children in Nigeria could eat that for 8 months. Be thankful for what you have geez.
Duladian 19
Are you going to eat it? If not pass it that way. I don't want it.
TherealMort 0
Oh that happened to me all the time!
wilsontws 18
Chew on it. It's nutritious.
sandybaybe 3
Really?
Duladian 19
Is sarcasm lost on people now?
jackgoldstein 5
fail at funny
tubaa1 2
Asshole!
Duladian 19
Sorry 94. There was a comment before 54. I was mainly refering to him/her, but it was apparently removed. So, that being said, my statement is now void and out of context.
perdix 31
So that's what you've been blowing for months.
KingaScr 0
hahahhahahashshsh
lakaiskate 12
Tuba players are supposed to be the best kissers. Watch out ladies.
PinkElephants713 6
One time at band camp…
tuba_erika 1
Lol I'm a girl tuba player so watch out guys lol ;)
alexinho_chelsea 6
nasty , hope you don't wear it ...
ipodlover1995 0
Cuz that's MY first reaction when I find an old jockstrap in my tuba.
Predental 5
That's a nice prank.
lborgens 0
And this one time.... At band camp...
savagearmz 6
It's "one time, at band camp...."
KiddNYC1O 22
Really? Nobody cares. ^
AshleighNason 24
win
yeezheng 6
#34 , #9 is correct and yours is wrong. Just saying.
lborgens 0
Maybe it helping you reach those notes "down low". Better leave it in...
florido_fml 10
You should b happy u found it!
musicalducky 21
Better than if it just stayed there forever.
lborgens 0
Or HER jockstrap. Gurlz play the tuba too...
Jovecove 13
I'm sure girls play it better.