Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my love life is so godawful that I started ugly-crying when the song "Love Hurts" began playing on the radio while I was driving. I had to pull over. Several people passing by stopped to see if I needed help. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I'm crying in an Uber because my significant other just broke up with me. I'm crying quietly but there's no way the driver hasn't noticed at this point. I'm OK with him not saying anything, but he also hasn't changed the music. All that's playing is Pink, and not the loud, girl-power songs, but the sad, slow ones about love. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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DocBastard 40
Newsflash: MEN HAVE FEELINGS. You're an insensitive ass. No but seriously, that song sucks.
Badab1ng 5
Shoulda given him a sweet and spicy backhand to the facial area, then kissed him gently. He'd be too confused to cry.
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Comments (136)
fancymega 7
Love that song
xxJonaKillsxx 8
You seem like an asshole OP. Just because a guy cries,you make it seem like he's trying to make you feel awkward. He's obviously distraught over the break up, and rather than acting like a nice person, you go online and mock him? **** you OP. I hope someone breaks your heart and nobody wants to comfort you.
komatights 5
I take it you've never been in a situation like OP's, then. Also, to quote Mickey the Dick: "Uh...nothing prompted that."
awesomelikethat 0
Poor guy but you gotta admit it would be pretty funny. (and awkward)
tucansam555 3
F his life not yours
slushpup9696 12
Then click the thumbs up button on his comment and go about your day.
ynnhoj 2
Who sings that? I can use a good cry.
HomeAl0ne 20
Stop being so insensitive, let him drive and give him road head to cheer him up.
SammySteel 6
Why didn't you tell him about this site?
Baytheshark 14
How very... I don't know... Interesting... Unless he leaned on you... Hey at least you know why they broke up...
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