Today, I'm crying in an Uber because my significant other just broke up with me. I'm crying quietly but there's no way the driver hasn't noticed at this point. I'm OK with him not saying anything, but he also hasn't changed the music. All that's playing is Pink, and not the loud, girl-power songs, but the sad, slow ones about love. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
Today, my love life is so godawful that I started ugly-crying when the song "Love Hurts" began playing on the radio while I was driving. I had to pull over. Several people passing by stopped to see if I needed help. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
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bigredmonkeybutt 30
Oh no! Another person can’t read your mind? I wonder if there is some way to let them know what you’re thinking?
Roan13 7
So What, you're still a rockstar, right? ;) But in all seriousness, the truth about love is that it's nasty and salty. Soon you'll be wondering "why did I ever like you?" and saying "to hell wit ya" to that person ;) Ok, actual seriousness (I apologise, I've been pretty much a lifelong pink fan since being a young child so I couldn't resist some references), love can suck, but you gotta pick yourself up and know you're better than them, you can find your happy ending with someone.
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RichardPencil 32
Tell him to put on NPR. The news will certainly cheer you up. No, wait...
Roan13 7
So What, you're still a rockstar, right? ;) But in all seriousness, the truth about love is that it's nasty and salty. Soon you'll be wondering "why did I ever like you?" and saying "to hell wit ya" to that person ;) Ok, actual seriousness (I apologise, I've been pretty much a lifelong pink fan since being a young child so I couldn't resist some references), love can suck, but you gotta pick yourself up and know you're better than them, you can find your happy ending with someone.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Oh no! Another person can’t read your mind? I wonder if there is some way to let them know what you’re thinking?
JBChristian 47
This. One can’t ever expect someone else to read minds.