Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says, "Oh, honey. I don't care… Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I came back home in tears, and eventually told my dad what was wrong. He immediately excused himself to the living room, where I heard him tell my mum, "She's gone all Taylor Swift again." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend called my parents to let them know I broke up with him. He was sobbing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML
Today, I came home crying after my boyfriend dumped me for another girl. My dad told me to come tell him what was wrong. I sat down and let it all out, after which he looked up from his book, into my eyes, and gave me his loving advice: "Just cry about it and move on to another bastard." FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, I was telling my dad how my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. He responded by blowing his nose into his hand, wiping it in my hair, then saying "There, a REAL problem to whine about." FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
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flockz 20
why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?
photoquilty 6
On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.
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photoquilty 6
On a sitcom, that would be funny. But totally undeserved. I hate when people think life is a sitcom.
Kamon97 23
What do you mean? He dumped her! He totally deserved it...
flockz 20
why does your dad have copies of Taylor Swift albums?
Shenanigans9 8
WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHER *sobs*
LolOrDeath 4
Did he go with some Taylor Swift?
LolOrDeath 4
Meh, 3 had the same mindset as me
flockz 20
i was too swift.
hnz 13
Maybe it's Adele song too! "Never mind, I'll find someone like you" :)
Shenanigans9 8
Rawr
ileenefudge 29
For some reason the first song I thought of was Justin Timberlakes song "cry me a river".
pentz2123 5
It would've been funnier if he had just done that without the "cry like a bitch" part
Paco_el_Taco 17
"Cry just a little, cry just a little" Bingo Players
juliaannw 11
Dads really know how to help their kids get through the tough times in life.
Bakarra 22
At the same time they do somewhat prepare you for real life by showing you that most people don't care about your problems
Chumsword 8
Reminds me of that horrible movie "Boiler Room", where his father tells him: "You want me to hug you and tell you everything is alright? That's your mothers job. I'm your father, I tell you about the real world and when you screw up."
hamrtym 15
There will be plenty more kid. Look on the bright side. If he makes this one as bad as possible, you can only go up from here!
ChatAlors_fml 16
I feel your pain, I broke up with mine last week and I'm crushed too. Heart rhythms with hurt. Remets toi vite de cette sale histoire, ça passera avec le temps !
Melolssa 8
Those two words do not rhyme sir
flockz 20
heart doesn't rhythm with hurt. it beats with blood.
ChatAlors_fml 16
My bad. French guys are bad students ! I'm a bad student. Burry me ?
astralvagan 20
Sounds like your dad has no idea what it's like to be young and in love anymore.... Just do what you can to prove him wrong, and don't cry in the future, if you did cry today....
TourettesGuyFTW 26
This is a different species. ******** dad.