Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I finally got the courage to talk to my crush of two years. We went to the same school for a year but then he moved to my old school and became friends with people I knew from primary school. Anyways, I finally got the courage to have a conversation with him on Instagram. Then he blocked me. FML
Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with to tell him how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on Facebook. But, the worst part is he then texted me saying, "This is my reply". FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, after I finally got up the courage to talk to the girl I'd been crushing on for years, we've got super close over a few weeks. Her best friend, who I'm kinda friends with, texted me, confessing that she likes me. Now the first girl won't talk to me for the sake of her best friend, who I'm not interested in. FML
Today, I finally wrote a DM to the girl I'm in love with, telling her not to say yes if her ex asked her out, and instead to go out with me. I then chickened out and deleted the message, but then realised she'd still get the notification on her phone. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry, but good for you for trying. On the bright side, you now cleared up any uncertainty and can move on.
kfchicken 31
it happens to everyone as long as nothing too bad or creepy happened pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and move on 👍
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
I'm sorry, but good for you for trying. On the bright side, you now cleared up any uncertainty and can move on.
tounces7 28
It would seem that HER courage, was lacking, if she wasn't even able to give you a reply.
RichardPencil 32
He could be a creepy stalker, for all we know. Don't you find it odd that he's been crushing on her for years and is just now contacting her?
tounces7 28
You kidding? "Crushing on someone for years" and just now contacting them seems to be the FML standard.
kfchicken 31
it happens to everyone as long as nothing too bad or creepy happened pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and move on 👍
red6joker 8
cool, move on.
slowhandjp 18
Why didn't you say I love you in person?