Today, I carpooled with my co-worker whose girlfriend has left him. The radio was playing the song "Jar of Hearts." He then began to sing intensely, and broke down crying. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was with my boyfriend and we were in his car when he burst out crying, I thought it might have been because we had gotten into a huge fight and he felt bad. No, he cried on my shoulder for a half hour because he misses his ex-girlfriend. He's been writing songs about wanting her back. FML
Today, my love life is so godawful that I started ugly-crying when the song "Love Hurts" began playing on the radio while I was driving. I had to pull over. Several people passing by stopped to see if I needed help. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend with a serenade. After I finished, she told me she'd come over to tell me she'd found someone else and wanted to break up. FML
Today, I'm crying in an Uber because my significant other just broke up with me. I'm crying quietly but there's no way the driver hasn't noticed at this point. I'm OK with him not saying anything, but he also hasn't changed the music. All that's playing is Pink, and not the loud, girl-power songs, but the sad, slow ones about love. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. When we took a break and went downstairs, he checked the mail. He had received a letter from his ex-girlfriend, which he opened in front of me. He then began sobbing on my shoulder and broke up with me. He still had to drive me home. FML
Today, after an argument with my pianist girlfriend about how bad my favourite song would sound on the piano, she stormed out of the room crying, leaving behind a CD. It was the piano version of the song she'd made for me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
Today, I told my dad that I broke up with my first serious girlfriend. He responded by blaring sad breakup songs as loud as he could throughout the house, just to see me "cry like a bitch". FML
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DocBastard 40
Newsflash: MEN HAVE FEELINGS. You're an insensitive ass. No but seriously, that song sucks.
Badab1ng 5
Shoulda given him a sweet and spicy backhand to the facial area, then kissed him gently. He'd be too confused to cry.
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Comments (136)
jdogg0119 4
You should of sang with him
schnouttz 3
*have
rexgar2000 10
How did that song make him cry?? It sucks
KittyCatsDance 3
Everything gets better in time! :)
urdirtyolduncle 15
Awkward turtle passing by... Just roll and drop out of the car, quietly.
DynamicDave 11
The first time I heard that on the radio, I thought the DJ said "Jar of Farts." I was extremely confused...
123Lalala098 10
poor guy. it's a great song but so emotional. have some sympathy! the poor guy just needs to cry it out. Don't be a douche and say fml. It should be his FML.
chickenwalrus 14
are you kidding? that song could make me sad even if i just ****** scarlett johanson. well, more like if i just found a ten dollar bill.
Choose_Wisely 5
75 and that was our long lecture of the day, brought to you by SeeYouInShell its the same for me if "someone like you" comes on the radio :/
AlexanderSilver 0
Thank you 12...
phoenixslayer69 4
Should of put on jar of flies. Because that relationship is DEAD.
13FTW 9
That's rough. The guy obviously had his heart broken and nobody seems to give a shit. Guys have feelings too. OP should quit being an insensitive bitch and try and help him out. As for you #2, suck a dick. Give the guy a break, he's going through a tough time. Your attempt at a funny comment makes you look like a douchebag.
Angelice_fml 0
*have
Notimetobleed 14
How do you find any humor in yourself?
Jovecove 13
44 - and you're only 14? Superrr.
Takaishi 0
What the f**k does it matter what his age is? His point is just as valid, douche.
phoenixslayer69 4
Because at 14 he probably doesn't know the band Alice in chains and the album jar of flies. if his point is valid then the expression of the band is wrong.
13FTW 9
67, all the FMLers always talk about how they hate stereo types so move on. Just because I'm 14 doesn't mean I can't make a statement that means any less or more than you. Kids often are pretty smart if you take some time to hear what we have to say. Looking at your profile it says you're 15. That means you're a KID just as much as I am. As to 80, I don't think anyone got your attempt at a joke based upon the number of thumbs down you got.
phoenixslayer69 4
The thumbs down show absolutely nothing. Also I agree with you age means little but life experience means a lot do me a favor listen to the album and you will understand where I am coming from.
ambamm135 7
91 just keep digging that grave, 44 you give me hope for the future generations. Seriously kid :)
Jovecove 13
Lool omg I meant to say that you're matured for a 14 year old and most guys that are older could not make such a statement like yours, which is pretty smart lol. Can't believe it gone the wrong way that I'm making fun of a 14 year old kid as like you guys mention, I'm only 15. Hope this clears everything up.
Notimetobleed 14
how do you know he's only 14? I'm 14 too but I'm a dumbass.
13FTW 9
My apologies then 115! Thanks for clearing that up. 110, why thank ya!
Notimetobleed 14
Oh wow now I figured it out.
ALpein 0
Oh wow, because all this matters on the internet. Big deal, you stood up to someone you can't see face-to-face. If this were real life, I seriously doubt you could stand up to them like that. Anyone can act/type tough on the internet (such as myself), but in real life, we'd never defend someone we don't know like this. That's (sadly) just as society is. So get off your high-horses, pull those sticks of your asses, and read the FMLs and comments less seriously.
Notimetobleed 14
You commented pretty seriously.
ALpein 0
Not really. It may seem serious but that's because something can be taken different ways when typed. There's no obvious tone.
Notimetobleed 14
Perfect grammar, perfect punctuation, yes sir people can tell when you are being serious
ALpein 0
So what you're saying is if I speak correctly, I'm serious. But if i wrote liek this then im not srs. I'm sorry I like to type right and not like a drunken monkey. Moods cannot be rightly determined over the internet, I'm sorry to say.
HowAreYouToday 34
Haha sucks to be you
unhappybitch 8
Why does it suck to be OP? He's not heartbroken...
Surfer7456 7
Cause he has to ride with the crying foo
nahgemsoohc 0
53- you're the foo...L.
Wayne913 13
Good comeback. Very creative.
baygirl564 9
Poor guy
rudegirlmania 10
I read this and was heartbroken. Don't you just want to give him a hug??
jworret 0
Hey if that song came on at the right moment, I think that we would all do the same in that situation, I know I would!
WeemanIsBack 3
Atleast it wasn't Adele
Badab1ng 5
Shoulda given him a sweet and spicy backhand to the facial area, then kissed him gently. He'd be too confused to cry.
rachelkoo 10
good one
SunnyAutumn 0
Bahahaha!!!!!
DocBastard 40
Newsflash: MEN HAVE FEELINGS. You're an insensitive ass. No but seriously, that song sucks.
blondebrunette11 4
I love that song... But I'm a girl and he's a guy... It's a song about a girl to a guy.. Unless he has a secret ;)
redheather 0
Doc is right! Enough with the macho bullshit. Men DO have feelings too!
celicagirl 5
from my experience with guys, the only feelings they have are horniness and hunger.
fightingkittens 39
Doc, WTF? I love that song! But I'm a girl, so maybe it's different. That happened to my friend when she and her boyfriend broke up though (Jar of Hearts started playing on the radio)--it's awful.
haveachat 1
It wouldn't be so lame if it weren't 'Jar of Hearts'!
ttlyfmlduh 6
*wasn't #grammarnazi
Bigdanish9785 3
Comfort him don't b a jerk
lexex1 4
Should have put on welcome to the jungle...that song makes everything better
sicwitit 0
Haha like
julia_lynn 21
Wow, talk about awkward.
rexgar2000 10
LMFAO! I'm sorry but I just pictured it and I couldn't help it.