chrisbravo
United States
Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML
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ConnorBrown36 5
Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits
slick5880 22
I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.
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ConnorBrown36 5
Sounds like a shitty situation...I think it is time to Change your eating habits
sincerelyjay 13
...Or drinking habits.
domingocool 4
Well, it takes 3 days to digest something right? So i'm guessing you didn't eat it yesterday...
slick5880 22
Could the "beer *****" have sped up the process? I'm no doctor, so I really don't know.
NeDaroft 5
Truly a Changing experience
misspulkadot24 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
*reads "shitty situation"* automatic thumbs down.
ManInTheMachine 20
Sometimes I swear the FML community is ******* bipolar. Or a lot of idiots with horrible taste in jokes have made accounts.
zaynismylove 2
giggigty
capper44 18
#13 FYI it takes 4-5 hours to digest food lol Btw oP i hope the night was really good, doesnt matter if u dont kno wat u did :p
doctorhook86 25
I can't think of a way in which the OP didn't deserve this. Also, props for the "change your eating habits" #1!
ShannyAK 16
Good appetite!
RedPillSucks 33
@ManInTheMachine, I don't know, but I've ****** two polar bear once. Is that the same thing? I think they were both male.
cnorris31 2
Got change for a dollar?
chrisbravo 4
OP replies: It was a hell of a night. It "changed" my life.
misspulkadot24 17
Whoops! I must not have gotten the FML memo that the "sounds like a shitty situation" pun was funny again. My bad!
zandalee 20
90- you made me laugh! Thanks!! Makes such a nice change to the usual bitchy and bitching comments on this site today!!
ConnorBrown36 5
131 , it was mainly the "change your eating habits" part I'm pretty sure
bajiaromero 0
So punny
trulypar 34
You gotta little change in your colon going "jing-a-ling-a-ling."
slick5880 22
I prefer pockets personally but I guess your way works too.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
"You got change for a $5?" "Yeah, hold on. HURRRRGGGGGNNNNNN!!! Here you go." "...I don't want it anymore..."
Redoxx_fml 22
Gives the dollar menu a whole new meaning.
CheeseTron 15
*looking at change in pockets, wondering if it's been in someone's shit.
Tgo19053 15
Didn't know people actually used Ass Pennies to get back at people haha
perdix 31
Now, we can see that your "two cents worth" literally isn't worth a shit (12 cents).
zack11742 7
Best comment
gc327072 31
OP is lucky to be alive. If those were to get stuck somewhere, they would have to have immediate surgery, if they detected the problem at all.
RedPillSucks 33
The doctors would have said "This guy must be insured. He has money up the whazoo!!!" *crickets* Hey, is this thing on?
myFMLname 8
You poor fool!
Killer_fel 15
If he's ******** cash, I don't think he's a "poor" fool.
Werken247 14
He's ******** change, he's a poor fool. If he were ******** cash he'd be a rich fool.
Mr116 13
It's kinda like that goose that lays golden eggs...
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Or an alien that ***** jewel encrusted gold.
supbabes 0
Yeasssssss 54 with the American Dad reference
klovely22 13
Roger!!
blahblahblah5_x 13
Next time don't drink so much that you have no idea what you do *facepalm*
JoeParris 1
That's shitty for real
missalkali 8
oh god, just… I don't even know what to say… please just stop. that's the crappiest pun ever. I wish it'd die!!
perdix 31
Penny for your thoughts, Shit-for-Brains?
chrisbravo 4
Op replying; I happen to be smart. Drunken mistakes happen to the best of us.
ALpein 0
Smart? If you were smart, you woulda' ate more money for later use.
bjnono001 20
Pennies and dimes for a kiss? I'm sure you weren't looking for this, but now it's in your way.
fizzamj 6
Haha awsome!