Today, I was swiping on Tinder when the app told me there was one else left to meet. I haven't had any matches. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Tinder to see if I had any messages. I had one: "Get off Tinder." FML
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, saying, "Congratulations, you have a new match." FML
Today, I finally matched with someone on Tinder after using it for a month. I sent a message and they unmatched. FML
Today, my friends yet again told me to hop on Tinder and other dating sites, saying how easy it is to match up, and I keep telling them I will soon. In reality, I've been on them for weeks, without a match. FML
Today, I matched with a woman on Tinder with whom I'd already talked on another dating app. The conversation had died out pretty quickly, so I was surprised she gave me a second chance. Her first message was to tell me how boring I was on the other app. FML
Today, after seeing that my Tinder profile has been stagnant for a VERY long time, I became desperate enough to purchase a 100x boost. The result? One of the girls unmatched me. Not that it matters. All my matches have yet to answer back. FML
Today, I replaced my dating apps with food apps cause at least someone will show up after I use the food apps. FML
Today, I was matched with my boss on Tinder. FML
Today, I realised just how lonely I am. After using Tinder for about a week, I got my first match. I said hi while I was in class since I was excited, but by the time I'd gotten back home, she'd unmatched me. I've never felt so hurt by a complete stranger before. FML
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Bogrbon 27
Well, how much this sucks depends on how many you swipe right and left and on who. If you only swipe right if someone looks like a model or millionaire, when you yourself look like someone beat you with the ugly stick a few too many times, that's kind of the result you should expect. If you were generous with your swipes, and still no matches, that definitely sucks a lot more.
RichardPencil 32
Don't worry -- The Asexuals are looking for a few good men...or women, it doesn't matter since no one is going to play with your genitals anyways.
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RichardPencil 32
Don't worry -- The Asexuals are looking for a few good men...or women, it doesn't matter since no one is going to play with your genitals anyways.
Bogrbon 27
Well, how much this sucks depends on how many you swipe right and left and on who. If you only swipe right if someone looks like a model or millionaire, when you yourself look like someone beat you with the ugly stick a few too many times, that's kind of the result you should expect. If you were generous with your swipes, and still no matches, that definitely sucks a lot more.
tounces7 28
Honestly if you're a woman that's pretty much 100% on you. Guys swipe right on practically everyone.
diraven 15
Try turning your profile pic upside down to confuse people into swiping the wrong direction
BrotherPhil 35
Yeah, that happens.