Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received a phone call from my old boss asking me why I wasn't at work, to which I responded, "Because you fired me yesterday." He didn't say anything, and hung up. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was fired for the second time in as many days. I received a letter notifying me that I would no longer be working for the company, effective immediately. When I did not attend work the next day, I received a phone call firing me for not turning up. FML
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't have. The manager in charge of calling me to tell me if I got the job never called, and never called me back when I left messages. The only time he called me was to fire me for not coming to orientation, which, by the way, he never called to tell me about. FML
Today, my boss found out I had applied for a much better paying job. He told me I'd do a better job and make more money there. Then he fired me. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss told me I was fired 3 weeks ago because there's no money to pay me, meaning that I worked the last three weeks for free. FML
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Top comments
ELoni_fml 25
So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
deathrise007 22
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
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Comments (47)
ELoni_fml 25
So you should probably go to work tomorrow or you'll get fired a third time next week!
Rented_eyebrows 18
They probably have one of those love/hate relationship..thing....
deathrise007 22
Your boss is dumb. Don't take the second time getting fired as an offense. FYL and go into work and get fired a third time :P
Thoricsteam20 24
Rule of Threes dictates it will happen again soon
MikaykayUnicorn 36
I thought it was third times the charm? Maybe OP will get hired next time.
jocamo 24
I've actually experienced the good side of the rule of three. The wins were small, but in one month I won a door prize for an event I was invited to last minute, a free fries from McDonald's Monopoly game and a free rib dinner on my favorite restaurant's Facebook page.
Goblin182 27
Are you sure you want to count the free mcfries as a win?
tygerarmy 35
I hope you didn't let your boss fire you and hang up. Correct your boss, don't go too crazy, because if you need the boss for a future reference, but always stand up for yourself.
kbecks87 16
If he's fired OP twice, I don't think he's going to be a great reference.
Myeyesbleed 15
wtf
tygerarmy 35
No, he won't be a great reference. But, the OP could've been fired for any number of reasons, and as long as they didn't have a personality conflict with the boss, they may still give them a referal. If the boss won't then I hope the OP let their ex-boss have it.
Dave_Davington 34
Show up tomorrow and ask for a raise.
Mike3258 18
yes... omfg yes this is brilliant
redscarf_fml 8
On the plus side, you'll get paid that week an additional two weeks after he fired you the second time, right?
warrior2 20
Maybe he was using a double negative and wants you back.
wheresmymary 22
What a dumbass
ezrajab 22
Show up tomorow resume and all and say I am the intern you fired yesterday what's my new job description
bobjoebill 10
so...double unemployment benefits
the_real_dvd 21
Not if you're terminated with cause.