Today, I got a parking ticket because I was too busy singing along to my music to notice that I'd overstayed the time limit on the quick stop parking space. FML
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Today, I got a parking ticket while standing beside my car. FML
Today, I parked my car, went to pay for my spot, and returned to my car only to find a parking violation ticket tucked under the windshield wipers. This all happened in less than a minute. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
Today, I was looking for a parking spot and finally found one. Trying to figure out if the spot was legal, I asked a cop that had pulled up. He said it was fine. I came back 3 hours later to a parking ticket. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket while I was in the car. I didn't even notice it happen. Ninja cops do exist. FML
Today, I wasn't sure whether it was past the time when they stopped giving out parking tickets. I checked the meters on either side of my car, and both were expired, so I figured I was good. I came back out to all three of us having tickets. FML
Today, I received a $105 parking ticket for being in a handicapped space. The lines were covered by snow, and the sign was on the building twenty feet away. FML
Today, I found a parking ticket on my car. Out of five cars who were in violation of the same infraction, I was the only one who received a ticket. FML
Today, I went downtown to pay my speeding ticket. After standing in line and arguing with a rude woman behind the desk, I get back to my car only to find an expired meter and a parking ticket. I got a ticket while paying my ticket. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Are you sure the ticket was for parking and not bad singing? Public nuisance laws can be pretty strict.
ODBeefalo 10
depending on how long you stayed YDI. if it was several minutes then yeah, ydi for being in the way of a usable parking spot. if it was 1 minute or 2 FYL those are some stringent rules, considering it reads like you were in the vehicle.
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ODBeefalo 10
depending on how long you stayed YDI. if it was several minutes then yeah, ydi for being in the way of a usable parking spot. if it was 1 minute or 2 FYL those are some stringent rules, considering it reads like you were in the vehicle.
RichardPencil 32
Are you sure the ticket was for parking and not bad singing? Public nuisance laws can be pretty strict.
Ubehage 32
Quick stop parking is for QUICK STOPS. Stop, load/unload the passengers and their luggage, and drive again. No time for kissing or singing. YDI.