Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.
kwbuzz23wk 0
someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot
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Comments (129)
greeneye_fml 12
ROFL I'll do that sometime.
arcturusvi 0
Dipshit crybaby. Hope your girlfriend recognized the handwriting and cut you off for quite awhile. Course, you'll probably just smack the shit out of her then.
kfnnnp 0
I'd go with YDI and YLIF, because leaving a note was a reasonable reaction (in my opinion) but spitting on the door handle? Yeesh.
eeee93757 0
Well aren't you mature!
kwbuzz23wk 0
fail by #34 for caring about grammer on an internet forum
bread_fml 0
I love it when people with anger problems get something thrown back at them. Serves your right.
cant_touch_this 0
I get pissy about stuff like that too, but I don't leave rude notes on people's cars. YDI, asshole. Next time you should try and figure out who the vehicle belongs to first.
UncleEntity 0
It's so bizarre to me that everyone is getting on this guy for leaving a note for some asshole parked in his space. IT IS HIS PARKING SPACE! THEY HAD NO RIGHT TO PARK THERE. END OF STORY. I guess most of you don't live in big cities. People do this crap all the time in Los Angeles, they feel that they can just park anywhere they want even if the space belongs to someone else. I don't understand that way of thinking. If you don't live there, you haven't the right to park there. I have a problem with the girlfriend who had so little respect for him to give away his spot without asking his permission. Good luck in marriage with that one.
Mr_Positive 3
Way to go, you deserved that one for sure by overreacting. Let's hope the parents aren't too mad at you.
latuka 0
ok everyone is calling you an asshole, but honestly i totally see where you are coming from. i remember in school when people parked in my spot i always parked the asshole in. FYL def. but you don't deserve it.