Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.
kwbuzz23wk 0
someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot
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Comments (129)
I_am_stupid_also 6
What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.
ilovefatcats 12
doche
ZTB13 4
I bet when they read that you spit on the door handle they pissed their pants you big scary man.... Pathetic attempt at trying to scare and intimidate people
jackgoldstein 5
#98 you fail at life.
Bbhd05 0
Win
jarad206 0
**** in his food
luckyyyme 0
Way to go. I doubt you'll be getting her dad's blessing anytime soon.
c00lsk8erboi 7
I'm just replying to get my comment seen, but everyone who voted ydi, how does he deserve it? I'd be pissed also if Simone parked in my space
Aoifexzx 3
doesn't mean he has to be so damn rude either
feven 32
I know right. Simone is such a jerk.
FoxyFox122 0
RE-tarded
kwbuzz23wk 0
someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot
SnuWolf 15
Unless he's Sheldon Cooper.
skychu 18
#122, Sheldon doesn't drive?
Paws_Cat 29
He got pissed when the university gave his space to Howard. God knows why.
Kickinchicken213 3
dude, get over it! There are probably other places to park.
MidnaLink 35
Its called assigned parking. You dont get to pick where your car goes!
rukusrazor 0
"Hey assface, I bought you dinner. I also spit in your food."
MukyDaCookie 0
I voted YDI and YLIF. I can totaly understand being angry that someone took your spot, I wouild probably leave them a note like that just for laughs. It really sucks that it was your girlfriend's parents. Hope they don't know its you
Vball6 19
This.
sheheartsthings 0
Yeah, losing your assigned parking space is the most terrible thing that could ever happen in the world. Your anger and actions were completely justified.
Fox01v 0
I have been pissed before when someone took my spot, but **** it its a spot. I really hope you took it off before they saw it.
mojo_jojo 0
Today, I did something completely out of line and rude to a stranger. As it turns out, I actually know the person. FML