Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to back my car into my parking space while some of my neighbors were out by their cars. I accidentally rammed into the retaining wall behind my spot. I was hoping the neighbors didn't notice the huge crunching sound, but they did. FML
Today, I was stoked to show my new car to my friends that I pulled into the parking lot a bit too fast, attempting to look cool. I accidentally hit the curb and ended up scratching the entire front bumper on a trash can that I didn't see. Now I have a busted up bumper, and my friends will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. It was dark and downpouring so I couldn't see as I was backing out of his driveway. I made it out, but then my phone went off, scaring me, and I accidentally hit the gas pedal, hitting his neighbor's parked car. Turns out he called to warn me to watch out for it. FML
Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML
Today, my car insurance called about "the car I hit" on Monday night. Monday, I'd gone to the girl I’ve been seeing for a month's house for chicken parm and to meet her parents. I parked on the street. Her dad ran into the back of my car, leaving a dent. I never got the chicken parm either. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I had my first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened my door straight into her car as well when I went to give her my information. FML
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DocBastard 40
You, ma'am, are exactly what's wrong with society. Walking away from your responsibility is what's directly contributing to the downfall of humankind. Well, that and Jersey Shore.
Pslcybn5 7
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!
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Comments (95)
datoismyname 22
Haha that's funny. Sucks to be you.
borntoperform 14
Wow I can't even think of a joke to sugar coat this:/ Have you looked for some new places to live?
Fruit_Dealer 9
Hehe I can picture OP turning around and awkwardly say "So... How's the meat?"
opendoorclosed 8
Hit and run ain't no fun. Ok sorry you had to read that. In all seriousness, you deserve it.
Keyman1212 14
Obviously OP was just breaking the new car in. By actually breaking it.
urdirtyolduncle 15
I'm sure that's not the only "hit and run" their daughter experienced.
kooochris1995 14
OP must be an Asian.
jwade11 12
Dumbass!!
tjv3 10
you are a fucktard and I hope they called the cops
TurnpikeTwister 0
OP should not be allowed to reproduce, YDI big time **** head
Pslcybn5 7
Lol OP that's a felony to hit and run haha!
TheWindowLicker 13
Yea....illegal..And I mean really what kind of douche just runs like that. Someone did that to my car while I was in target, luckily the dent wasn't too bad. They did leave a note though, thank god, it said "...I'm not sorry" really eased my pain (: Seriously though, ydi.
Lanceeden 12
I had a dream I crashed my dads porsche and I was scared.
Daralea 21
I had a dream that all the posts on the internet today were witty and relevant. I woke up hopeful.
ShakeMeDown 12
I have a dream... That white people, black people... And even asians, can play poker together.
MissyPastaCreeps 16
I have I dream that one day chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned
FlufflyFlamingos 0
Have you looked for some new places to live?
Smiff80 0
Lol, your insurance premium is about to go up and possibly your rent. Better get Geico and Maaco. I know you were so embarrassed.
trgower13 0
Sucks for you OP. karma is a bitch trying to hit and run!
FreshlyCut 0
Karma isn't real!! So shut the heck up
TheNewGuy03 29
Karma will **** your bunghole. |the kid|
MagicallyFat 12
Lol maybe you should have done the right thing and told him. And how could u not see them having a BBQ outside??
ThreeSheetsGone 12
Or smell it, for that matter.
MagicallyFat 12
Xpfienvcoeet Ahhh that smell is great
Icecream93 4
YDI for just walking away like that :x If you didn't he'd probably be a lot less mad than he is now :3.
iliketurdles 7
And that kids is what happens when you try to run away from your responsibilities.
OneNightStan 2
That's what you get for being shady!
sailoroftheseas 7
stupid boy
cradle6 13
Girl*
sailoroftheseas 7
Jerk.
FollowMe 2
Girls steal to k? It's not only the guys. You're a jerk! You sexist person!