Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.
kwbuzz23wk 0
someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot
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Some___Guy 0
Yep, everyone is out to get you, and no one ever makes mistakes.
JohnFR33M4N 0
49 you suck and your reasons are shit. "today i come back to my car after meeting my daughters BF and find some total asshole left a note on my car ranting i was in my spot and he spit on my car.it was the BF's spot and his note.i was appalled+embarresed he was such a douche infront of my family. FML
neverland_fml 0
If you didn't sign your name, who will know?
UncleEntity 0
53----It's completely irrelevant that the asshole ended up being the GF's parents. I'd assume that he pays for the parking space or it's included in his rent. Therefore it is HIS and anyone else who parks there gets what they deserve. It sucks that he has a GF who respects him so little as to give away his spot. I'm sure if she had asked he would have been happy to let them use it. The problem started with giving away his spot and not telling him. They don't have cell phones so she could just give him a heads up? To OP...Again, good luck with that GF, dude. Imagine what else of yours she's gonna give up if someone asks!
alicemassie 0
FYL. It was your assigned parking space, and people shouldn't park there. Sucks that it was your gf's parents tho... also #16 you're not funny. at all.
fifafan626 0
why would you tell them that you spit on the handle?
atomicmrpelly 2
I can't believe anyone is sympathising with this fuckwhit... There was absolutely no reason you had to be such an asshole in your note! You could have just said "Please don't park in this space, it is reserved. Thanks!" YDI * 100000
racist_bitch 0
Wow don't listen 2 these dumb *****, not ur fault you did wat anyone in dat situation wud do.. Get pissed off, now learnin 2 control dat anger n bein patient is another thing smh.
Ellaminnowpea 0
It sucks balls when someone takes your spot! It may take hours before someone moves it and it's even worse when you have to keep moving your car. UGH! While your reaction was something many of us would do, it could have been more directly related to why you were mad: "Don't park here; it is reserved!" I had a neighbor that often parked in my spot and told their friends that they could too. Finally, I parked behind them (cars could still drive past) and blocked them in so that they would have to come find me if they wanted to leave, since they knew what apartment the spot belonged to. They did and no one from that place parked there again... Sometimes it does take an appropriate degree of confrontation to get people to stop. Once you realized it was her parents you should have said you forgot something in your car, ran back outside and taken it back off... no big deal. LOL at #56 (at #16)
patsuck 0
you ballchinian monk, why you gotta be an ass like that, is you retarded?