Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I found a parking spot in front of my work. I parked and another car pulled into the spot just in front of me. The next thing I know, the car in front backs up and slams into my car. Turns out she didn't notice the fire hydrant next to her spot and screamed at me cause I, "stole her spot." FML
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML
Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
Today, we have a double driveway, but after my wife left, someone parked in my wife’s spot, presumably to avoid the public car park fee a few streets away. I called a tow company and very specifically asked them to tow the intruding red car, but they towed my black work truck instead. FML
Today, I went to pick up my car from where I parked it last night. I walked over to my parking spot only to find a vegetable stand there in its place. Apparently, that's the location of the Saturday Market and they had my car towed. FML
Today, I got a parking ticket for parking in my neighbors' parking spot. I parked there because my neighbors were parked in my parking spot. FML
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Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16
Get all their cars towed.
Xatraris 38
Tow theirs every single time from now on.
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Comments (11)
Kimberley Michelle Whitley 16
Get all their cars towed.
MandazInTC 33
I would no longer be patient or kind with this neighbor. I would start documenting and towing the cars in your spot.
RichardPencil 32
I see, since she did the asshole move of letting her guest park in your spot, you did the asshole move of parking in hers? Then, she upped the game and had you towed. Buddy, you've been out-assholed! Rookie assholes like you need to know what they're up against when they take on the veterans!
Ticonderogapencils 17
you're definitely an asshole
heartbreaker 12
YDI due to not having stood up for your own parking. You pay rent and therefore have a right to park. I have kicked people out of my spot many times. This has resulted in people swearing at me, keying my vehicle and even trying to hit me with their cars. I have never assumed I could park in another tenant's spot. This time you were wrong and you recieved what you should have done at the beginning.
Xatraris 38
Tow theirs every single time from now on.
samomaha 17
In the middle of the winter, in the wee hours of the morning, pour a five gallon bucket of steaming hot water on the pavement around their car. It will turn to sheet ice and prevent walking in that area. Better, pour several layers throughout the night. And maybe inject a little into the car door licks using a diabetes syringe needle! In the interest of legality, do not do this. (but really, do it!)
AmbrosiaFan 19
So start getting her car towed when its in your spot. YDI
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
get the bitch and all of her guests towed
Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
******* ****