Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML
Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML
Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML
Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and did some damage, so I left a note. My dad called me a moron and, to teach me a life lesson, made me drive back to the car in case the owner hadn’t seen it yet, and remove the note. He actually threatened to smash my PlayStation if I came back without the note. FML
Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
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I_am_stupid_also 6
What a douche. I hope your gf's parents spit in your food.
kwbuzz23wk 0
someone has mental/anger problems... no need to get that pissy over a parking spot
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omnomnom_fml 0
Why didn't someone let you know AHEAD of time that they would be parking there. Rather inconsiderate of them, isn't it?
Mystyk_fml 0
Cause you know that is a totally appropriate responce to someone parking in your space. I hope they do find out it was you.
tdawgheath 0
This reminds me of my cousin, who has an apartment, and there's this lady who believes there are assigned spots, but there aren't...so she always yells at him if he takes it, and there are always spots close, literally like one over all the time.
Raisianhell 0
You need to check yourself...
chroniclurker 0
Lesson learned: be nice to everyone you meet/come in contact with, because you don't know who they are. There're plenty of fairy tales about this sort of thing.
Roddsy 0
Ew. and you have problems.. >.> why did you get pissed because your spot got stolen.. that's like... so childish. lol, reminds me of people pushing and shoving in queues for lunch, buses and stuff - so pointless. gawsh... oh yeah, LOL, reminded me of this guy who drove into school in a tractor on the last day of school last year as an end-of-year prank (he was in his last year of high school) and parked in the principal's parking spot. he got suspended though. -rolls eyes- ridiculous how they did that - oh noes! he got suspended for his last 6 hours of school! it was harmless fun. x]
thedog 0
That's why I usually don't do crap before I know who I'm doing it to.
rachelbrianna25 0
LOL! That's awesome! How was dinner? YUM! They might have a good sense of humor & just got a good laugh out of it.
jagaugga 0
smooth.
PredyJessica 0
ur stupid because you don't know what the person will do to you..THEY KNOW WHERE U LIVE!