Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
Today, I was woken up by my dog touching my foot, so I tried to push it away. Then I realized that I'd kicked my girlfriend in the face. FML
Today, my puppy came into my room, and I cupped his head in my hands and bent down to kiss him. As I did, I realized that the part of his head I was kissing was covered in his own shit that he'd seemingly been rolling in. FML
Today, I woke up at 5 a.m. to my dog jumping off of my bed. No big deal. I rolled over to the other side of the bed to fall back asleep and my face landed right in a puddle of his pee. I tasted it. FML
Today, I was feeding my pets and playing with my puppy when I suddenly felt something behind me. My cat is on the arm of the couch steadily spanking my butt with his paw. I can't win! FML
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, I was watching a video about spiders. When I felt a tickle on my foot, I kicked hard in panic. It was one of our newborn kittens walking. I almost killed it. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, while I was cooking, my dogs were messing around behind me. I suddenly felt a painful bite on my ass cheek and instinctively kicked back. I then realized it was my 3-year-old daughter, who was laying on the floor crying with a nose bleed. FML
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random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
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sexyx0sandyyy 0
awww! poor puppy!!! how cute/sad!
Gorsbug823 0
she didn't mean to # 294
junkboy 4
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OP, YDI for being an irresponsible bitch. You should pay more attention to your surroundings you retard.
americuzz 8
awww:( I feel bad for the puppy:((
Kush1994 0
haha you're a terrorist
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
ONLY TERRORISTS AND NAZIS KICK PUPPIES -_-
sexaybitch 14
I want to like your comment, but it's at 69 so I will just leave it
CrazyLaughs4Me 17
#364 ohmygosh me too. that exactly what I thought. YDI for kicking a little puppy. ASSHOLE
charlottex33 0
omg that is so sad!! my dog is really small too so i have to be so careful not to step on her
HanBroman 20
why use the word adopted? you obviously didn't give birth to it
invadermaythe1st 35
I'm guessing they were saying they had a puppy from someone else's dog, of which was the mother of this pup
random__user 0
You deserved it, you idiot. The puppy didn't though.
UrNotFunny 0
How did he deserve it? he didn't do it on purpose. if I felt felt what I think to be a mosquito on my foot I would
blankaex 0
SHE deserved it because she didn't take half a second to look at what it is. Isn't that common sense? Look before you leap, or in this case, look before you kick a scared, small puppy that isn't used to its surroundings. YDI, stupid OP
violetrider123 3
I completely agree. poor puppy :(
shadows17 0
agreed
quesidias 0
I also agree as I have a new pup and he gets scared because I accidently stepped on his paw once but OP can probs bribe the dog with food
quesidias 0
Besides... Why would you kick a mosquito? wouldn't you be kicking yourself (or the puppy)?? ?
greasy_broad 0
I don't understand how a dog would remotely feel like a mosquito.
ShyAnn29 15
maybe she felt the tip of the puppies ear on her leg
happy2468 21
or the puppies whiskers.
teotsi 28
Or the mosquitos over there are just really large.
ahhhcrap23 0
omg!!!! poor puppy! how the hell would it feel like a mosquito?!?
craziii 0
it's true dogs hair/whiskers can feel like w mosquito, I almost hit my dog once cuz of that but I realized it was my dog and averted my swat trajectory.
JJ_86 22
Dog hair could feel like mosquito. But I don't understand why someone would try to kick a mosquito. OP seems too nice a person to squash the mosquito but ended up doing worse.
quantumoftruth 0
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do you rub his face in it? you should rub the dogs nose in the pee, teach it not to pee in the house
klumzy0123456789 6
ur an asshole u shudnt b allowed to have animals. the puppy peed because he is scareddd dumbass!!
rachellelt695 0
I agree with klumzy , you shouldn't be allowed to have pets. that is just cruel . how would you like it if someone rubbed your nose is your own pee.
happy_animal_lov 0
holy shit douchbag!!!! #1 that's bullshit, my grandma breeds/trains dogs so I would and #2 thepuppy is terrified!!!!!!!! that's why it's peeing!!! do you hit five-year-olds to make them stop crying?? asshole!!!!!!!
PaperCaper 11
When my puppy would poop in the house, my dad would rub his nose in it. The puppy already was extra-sensitive, so after he managed to get away, he would hide behind me and mope around for hours. Now my other dog is old and has control issues, so the [puppy] freaks out every time there's poop lying around.
blooglekoogle 0
you ******* asshole. he's ******* scared you bitch!! imagine how you would feel if someone at least 5 feet bigger than you kicked you in the face and then you had to live with them. god your an asshole
normanJ 0
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you guys who replied are assholes u should rub the dogs face in it even if it was scared and yes you slap a child if it wont shut up
Mjwnenrjs 17
go **** yourself Normanj I hope someone slaps you to make you stop being an asshole
shadows17 0
dude just go ******* die
nikl 6
You insensitive ass
smileycupcake62 4
that is not the soluotion here.
Divine_Mamma 11
You're an animal abuser and should be in prison.
Divine_Mamma 11
Norman j - kids are loud. If you're gonna abuse them for being normal then don't have a kkd
MukyDaCookie 0
OMG! That's so sad! You're going to have to really earn his trust again. Guys, are you kidding? If the puppy licked her leg, or put his nose there it would feel like a mosquito.
MercWithTheMouth_fml 0
Today I was happily greeting my new best friend while they were washing dishes and the jerk kicked me in the face. FML
kaseyslifesucks 5
Cute, but sad :(
hellyeahfucker 0
lol puppy got pwned
laxgirl3 0
thts not funny u dumb **** it probably hurt the poor little puppy
blooglekoogle 0
you ******* asshole! how would you feel if you gt kicked in the face on your first or second day being in a brand new face by someone you had to live with for the rest of your life! asshole!
FoxyFox122 0
oh my.. how horrible!! aww poor puppy. you really need to teach it not to be scared of you now