Today, I came home on leave from a 7 month deployment to Iraq. I wanted to see my girlfriend today, but she needed to spend time with her sick grandmother. As it turns out, her sick grandmother and my cousin are the same person. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of six months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
Today, my parents left on a trip. I wanted to invite my girlfriend over for a few days so we could spend them together. Then my grandparents turn up, "just for a few days, until your parents return, so you won't be all alone in this big house." FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
Today, I returned home from my aunt's funeral abroad to find my boyfriend in bed with my sister, who claimed she was unable to fly due to the flu. FML
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
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Devikarawr 0
wow sucks to be you.... what a mean person. both your gf and your cousin.
ohheykiwi 2
People, she told him she had to spend time with her grandmother, but it was actually his cousin. She was cheating on him with his cousin! FYL, OP. This truly sucks.
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Comments (225)
sublime93 0
Too much of these fmls. What a drag. ******* military.
Ohhaithar 0
Ohmygod. Me too. I'm so confused..
Brooklynxman 0
ex-girlfriend ex-not in hospital with face met a fist syndrome-cousin heheh Im and ass
zabeth_fml 0
Hahaha wow that took a while to understand. I get it now. FYL! Sorry about that but at least you know what kind of person she is now. Move on and find someone better.
Carlynator09 0
wow thats awful man, you deserve much better, shes a bitch
ivoryXkiss 5
Well, isn't that awkward.
flinkpamingo 0
What the hell is wrong with people? It's like not many people have a sense of decency or committment. You WILL find someone who truly LOVES you. Who wants to be with YOU. Raise your standards. And by the way, thank you so much for your service. I am grateful as is my family. I'm so sorry you had to come back to this situation. Thinking you a hug. Really tight and long, cuz a man in uniform....mmmmm! ;o) Made you smile!!!
BadOwner 0
I hope she catches a rare STD and the only treatment for it is in Iraq.
TheBlueLotus 0
I'm sorry to hear your girlfriend is treating you so badly.. and so is your cousin. But there are women out there who would be happy to be with you and be loyal to you! Keep your chin up, you rock and are awesome for protecting this country. I'm sure your ex will regret what she did.
iSmellNice 2
Ok, the OP's girlfriend was cheating on him with his cousin, but she used her sick grandmother as an excuse.