Today, I met my long distance girlfriend after two years of being separated by 900 miles. She brought her short distance boyfriend to the meeting. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, I told my long-distance girlfriend that I just could not handle the distance and we should just be friends. To which she responded, "What? You thought we were going out? Lol". FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, my wife and I both spent a weekend away separately with our close friends. However, we ran into each other, unplanned, at the airport. She was with her girls and I was with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to pick up my long-distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
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Godfreyy 2
did she meet one in the middle on the way down aswell?
Complaining 13
Time to break the relationship.
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Complaining 13
Time to break the relationship.
echogekko 7
Not much of a relationship though. Excuse me tf it sounds me.
babyfireball77 14
What happened to her middle distance boyfriend?
Complaining 13
Well the girl is definitely not into her long term relationship.
andreas_secret 0
wow what a bitch!! break up with her for cheating
nigrice 0
long distance relationships are stupid anyway. bl2u
diceplaya 12
You forgot to bring your short distance girlfriend to the meeting.
ImFrackinBored 13
That suckss :(
marinus_fml 20
Time to break someone's jaw. It's up to you to decide if you want to break his or hers.
iLOLatURpain69 7
22- I can tell, you must be a model! If it is actually you in the pic, I would like to say you are gorgeous.
Dalliance 4
#15, it doesn't say how long the OP's girlfriend had been in the relationship with the short-distance guy. Maybe she considered them both "long term" but with different benefits.
flockz 20
lmao 59 u mean "her body, more specifically, your boobs are gorgeous" right? because u can't even see all her face and i think we all know what everyone saw first. :P
209areafoo 0
bwuahahahahha
kyliebear 15
I agree #1. For OP and his 'girlfriend', it's surely no longer a relationship. But not seeing each other for 2 years is crazy! You really thought she would try to keep the relationship with you? I don't blame her. I understand that it was over 900 miles but, maybe it would be best for both of you if you kept it short distance or broke up. I have a relative who had a girlfriend and she moved away to be with family. She wanted him to come with her but he couldn't leave family and neither could she. They broke up. But FYL OP, that's messed up. ): Sorry.
Complaining 13
#65 Even so, she couldn't stay committed without interference from a real life partner. A long term relationship doesn't suit her then.
that_is_Nathy 9
OH I see THAT is the real FML..."She brought her short distant boyfriend. I forgot my short distance girlfriend. FML" Yeah, that's pretty dumb....YDI for leaving her somewhere at a trainstation or wherever.
JuggaletteKlown 0
poor OP/: time to find a new girlfriend!!:D try for someone a bit closer this time.
samisabeezy 0
mmm. I agree..
pertained 12
with your hand.
IronZombie 0
haha what a b****
Jammy01jams 2
Bitch. The second I saw the other guy and found out what he was there for, I would say this: "Grow up, good bye" then walk off. Not answering any calls or nothing.
jtcballoon 0
22, you're actually a twelve year old horny school boy, right?
dinodannyrawr 5
awww I know how that feels... :(( fyl
Alex94xela 0
OP forgot to tell his ex girlfriend that he has been seeing her sister.
Iamnotmyself 17
132 ahhh the mysteries of the internet.
proxxX069069 7
xD i died.
evry1_luvs_butts 7
she left the middle distance boyfriend for another man...she's a *****
MiBRoB 0
actualy, time to break the distance.
Godfreyy 2
did she meet one in the middle on the way down aswell?
diceplaya 12
Today, I went to a trip with my girlfriend of 1.9 years. There, I met her "long distance" boyfriend. FML
diceplaya 12
Why was my comment moderated? It was pertaining to the FML...
bobbymullet 11
awhh/: she's not smart.. find someone who's worth your trouble(:
minnymouse20 13
Or someone that's not long distance and someone u can trust.
Jacobt24 19
how did you get a double post replying to 2 different comments?
minnymouse20 13
53- i don't kno... but u did it too o.O
EpicPear 0
WOAH PARADOX!! this is some inception shit right here
LolMoqz 10
I be scared.
bobbymullet 11
awhh/: she's not smart.. find someone who's worth your trouble(:
flockz 20
was your long distance girlfriend perhaps a forty year old guy?
GuessWhatKids 13
No.
flavboarder 9
what the hell is this comment suppose to mean
geeksaresexy 18
That they 'met' online and the 'girlfriend' was a lonely old man.. It's not hard to figure that out really..
Jacobt24 19
how can you have a long distance relationship without seeing each other at all for 2 years?
Miss_Kristen 10
^This! :)
kennedyboopants 1
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goshpeople 4
1. If you're poor. 2. If you live REALLY far apart and decide to make do with phone/Internet/webcam for two years. 3. If you both have very demanding jobs and can't align your schedules for a meeting. 4. Etc. And who cares? Clearly their long-distance relationship wasn't a successful one due to her actions, but if both parties approach things the way OP in this case did, a relationship like that would most likely work out fine.
Jacobt24 19
I agree with what you said but I dont understand how it would be worth it to try an be in that relationship unless you were already together and your partner had to go off to war. There's really no physical contact and you cant tell if they are being faithful like in this situation
goshpeople 4
I do agree that two years seems a bit excessive, but sometimes immigration issues take that long, for example, and in the meantime you live in different countries. If your view is that physical contact is more important than being in a relationship with that person for the long term, then you're right, it wouldn't be worth it. And lots of people cheat even in regular short-distance relationships; you just have to trust the person you love.
teresa96706 29
I have been in a long distance relationship for over 2 years. My man and I met, in person, 3 years before we started going out. before we were going out we became best freinds, and now we're more than that for each other. He moved away but we are still dating and plan to live with each other after high school. There is a saying: A'ohe loa i ka hana a ke aloha. this is Hawaiian for: Distance is ignored by love.
teresa96706 29
and my default above is at my 17th birthday party, he came to visit me. :D
redbluegreen 41
If the person you're with is unfaithful, it doesn't matter how close or far you two are from each other.
Jacobt24 19
Yeah that's what I meant earlier about having a close relationship 1st and staying together when something comes up like war or moving for a job, etc.
jacob12311 4
whether it's long distance or close relationships are hard and if you love eachother you'll make it work PS the broncos suck
MiBRoB 0
5: how about love?
regsworld11 2
Well damn, that was 2 years down the drain! :(
Nyolia 11
Drop that bitch.
sparklybetty 0
as in met for the first time? was this an online based relationship?
itsgen 16
it's pathetic how he "met" his girlfriend wow people now of days are beyond stupid
1215116a 14
I know, I would never date someone unless i've actually met them. :I
xMexicanXJesusx 0
I was thinking that they were together and then one if them moved, since it says after being separated for two years.
Jacobt24 19
no its saying 900 miles are between them
itsgen 16
yeah I wouldn't either but I guess it's the new thing to date a complete stranger -.-
geeksaresexy 18
I get the impression this was an online relationship.. 'I met my...' if it was a genuine long distance relationship 'I met up with' or 'I saw' would seem more appropriate to me. Sounds like the first time they met to me.
SpruceDread4578 13
hey 139...you always date a stranger. you never know the opposite person, they might be hiding a bunch of personal things.
daminantion 14
164, she's still in school, she has yet to know anyone in the world besides class mates. in due time she will learn the precarious enactments of meeting outsiders on a personal level
howslife123 0
so did you all sleep in the same room? cause that's just awkward o.O
regsworld11 2
I think you meant awkward?(:
howslife123 0
yea I tried to correct it but anti-flood :P