daddyrobyn
You what?
Today, my aunt informed me that my cousin's only problem with his girlfriend is that she's not me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
PaulineB
Luton, United Kingdom
Slipped my mind
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Anonymous
Amman, Jordan
Keeping it in the family
Today, my dad tried to hook me up with someone. It wouldn't be so bad if she wasn't my cousin. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
Anonymous
Collect the set
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Emotional Damage
United States
Unboyfriendable
Today, my little cousin, who just got a boyfriend, found out I've been single my whole life. She asked, "Is it because you're really ugly and awkward?" Yes. Yes, it is. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
whateven333
Gibsonia, United States
Weirdo
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam
Mug
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
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ohsnapword 21
Sweet home Alabama...
mssileas 25
I can't even begin to fathom how that conversation went.
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ohsnapword 21
Sweet home Alabama...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Give it time. I'm sure you'll have a doppelganger soon enough...
mssileas 25
I can't even begin to fathom how that conversation went.
Ashamed_Sister 60
Why did your aunt tell you? Did she want you to become his girlfriend?
404wan 19
oh that's creepy... your aunt is ****** up for saying that to you and compromising your relationship with your cousin. She may have made it up in a really weird attempt to flatter you, or he told his mother something insanely personal and she felt the need to actually tell you. super messed up. i feel sorry for you and your cousin, you should talk to him and you should confront your aunt. she needs to know this is not okay.
Paul B. Gyurcsanszky 14
Your cousin has issues.
Danielle Zion Gadsden 15
Been there, done that.