Today, while my girlfriend is in hospital, I'm left at home with her mom. What I didn't know is that her mom's medication makes her do strange things. I learned that right away when she took a seat next to me, completely naked, on the couch. My girlfriend's mom is my grandmother's age. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
Today, my grandma, who was placed in a hospice a few months ago, started to decline in health and passed away, The day before she died I thought my girlfriend was so sweet because she took a leading role in her care, just to find out she didn’t care about her at all. It was just an act to steal her pain medication. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend's grandparents walked in on us getting intimate. She immediately ran to the bathroom, leaving me alone with them. They only speak Spanish, which is not my first language. We discussed the movie she and I were "watching", all while I was naked under the sheets. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, I took a friend home from the hospital. She was on medication that made her drowsy. She fell onto her bed and asked me to help her take off some clothes since she had her winter gear on. She passes out and her roommate walks in and catches me undressing an unconscious girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend's bitch of a mother had surgery and now I'm expected to be her at-home nurse. I haven't been able to sit down for more than 5 minutes thanks to her and I've barely slept. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Blaming the meds, are we? As a script writer for MILF/GILF ****, we're always looking for new plot twists. Too bad most of our audience just jerks off and leaves before hearing all of our great dialogue.
kimdaa 13
It's pretty convenient that GILF had a SUDDEN medically induced strip attack on the VERY SAME EVENING that her daughter JUST HAPPENED to be away for the night! It sounds like GILF had been thinking about seducing you beforehand. Creepy old bat!
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Comments (7)
Charlie Given 28
Yukk Gilf **** 🤣🤣😂
RichardPencil 32
True GILF **** would be yukky, but in the biz: MILF -> Age 28-30 GILF -> Age 35-37 It's not exactly cinéma vérité
Nic1330 5
that's awkward but funny as hell
RichardPencil 32
Blaming the meds, are we? As a script writer for MILF/GILF ****, we're always looking for new plot twists. Too bad most of our audience just jerks off and leaves before hearing all of our great dialogue.
kimdaa 13
It's pretty convenient that GILF had a SUDDEN medically induced strip attack on the VERY SAME EVENING that her daughter JUST HAPPENED to be away for the night! It sounds like GILF had been thinking about seducing you beforehand. Creepy old bat!
mccuish 25
I didn’t even realize GILF **** was a thing till now
sickerthanyou 13
Dude!, you should complain on how no one high five you!
Shawn Briscoe 4
It’s not the meds she’s trying to see if your loyal to her daughter either she gets some action or finds out your a good guy win win